Out of the mouths of babes

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by Ballistic, Aug 8, 2009.

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  1. This afternoon in my local a lovely but dim barmaid was finishing her shift:

    She: "I fancy a Bailey's and ice but the ice machine's not working - I like to have it with ice 'cos it dilutes it a bit."

    Me: (VERY OBVIOUSLY tongue in cheek) "Why don't you just use melted ice?"

    She: "Err...I don't think we've got any."

  2. Essex Girl? :lol:
  3. 100% Janner :laughing6:
  4. Educated at Stoke Dameral no doubt :wink:
  5. I think she was just having a bad day :confused2: (again)
  6. Them there janner bints are a bit thick arnt they my lovely,shaged a few of them in me time, :D
  7. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    My Nan, on being told that Ronnie Biggs was being released from prison for ill-health, said: "Ooh, I used to like 'The Snowman'..." :shock: :oops:

    If she wasn't related to me, I'd have put her down by now... :twisted:
  8. Yes Chris, I think you may have mentioned it before :sleepy2:
  9. Sorry,i keep repeating myslf myself myself, :D
  10. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Phots Chris, is what the masses demand. I'm partial to a bit of retro porn. :wink:
  11. Ive tried to load down some pics but i cant get it right,hic hic 8)
  12. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Load down, is that like syndrome down but for computer mongs?

    Just check this is lils before I post.
  13. Load up load down ,i aint gotta clue,but i will keep trying,ive a brill pic of Rumrat knecking a kaitai dowm boogie strasse :D
  14. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    :lol: You better ask his permission to post that one. I have a few of an oppo of mine strutting his stuff in Bahrain with a dodgy heshethai singer. He had a sense of humour failure when I joking asked if he wanted me to post them. Sorry Joe, I'll take them to my grave. :wink:
  15. Good idea,will do
  16. Better still, give them to me now, and I'll shred them.
  17. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    I never made any hard copies Joe, but honest, I've just deleted them. :lol:

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