Out of the mouths of babes

#1
This afternoon in my local a lovely but dim barmaid was finishing her shift:

She: "I fancy a Bailey's and ice but the ice machine's not working - I like to have it with ice 'cos it dilutes it a bit."

Me: (VERY OBVIOUSLY tongue in cheek) "Why don't you just use melted ice?"

She: "Err...I don't think we've got any."

:slow:
 
#2
Ballistic said:
This afternoon in my local a lovely but dim barmaid was finishing her shift:

She: "I fancy a Bailey's and ice but the ice machine's not working - I like to have it with ice 'cos it dilutes it a bit."

Me: (VERY OBVIOUSLY tongue in cheek) "Why don't you just use melted ice?"

She: "Err...I don't think we've got any."

:slow:
Essex Girl? :lol:
 
#3
trelawney126 said:
Ballistic said:
This afternoon in my local a lovely but dim barmaid was finishing her shift:

She: "I fancy a Bailey's and ice but the ice machine's not working - I like to have it with ice 'cos it dilutes it a bit."

Me: (VERY OBVIOUSLY tongue in cheek) "Why don't you just use melted ice?"

She: "Err...I don't think we've got any."

:slow:
Essex Girl? :lol:
100% Janner :laughing6:
 

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#7
My Nan, on being told that Ronnie Biggs was being released from prison for ill-health, said: "Ooh, I used to like 'The Snowman'..." :shock: :oops:

If she wasn't related to me, I'd have put her down by now... :twisted:
 

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#10
NorwayChris said:
Guzzler said:
NorwayChris said:
Them there janner bints are a bit thick arnt they my lovely,shaged a few of them in me time, :D
Yes Chris, I think you may have mentioned it before :sleepy2:
Sorry,i keep repeating myslf myself myself, :D
Phots Chris, is what the masses demand. I'm partial to a bit of retro porn. :wink:
 
#11
witsend said:
NorwayChris said:
Guzzler said:
NorwayChris said:
Them there janner bints are a bit thick arnt they my lovely,shaged a few of them in me time, :D
Yes Chris, I think you may have mentioned it before :sleepy2:
Sorry,i keep repeating myslf myself myself, :D
Phots Chris, is what the masses demand. I'm partial to a bit of retro porn. :wink:
Ive tried to load down some pics but i cant get it right,hic hic 8)
 
#13
witsend said:
Load down, is that like syndrome down but for computer mongs?







Just check this is lils before I post.
Load up load down ,i aint gotta clue,but i will keep trying,ive a brill pic of Rumrat knecking a kaitai dowm boogie strasse :D
 

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#14
NorwayChris said:
witsend said:
Load down, is that like syndrome down but for computer mongs?







Just check this is lils before I post.
Load up load down ,i aint gotta clue,but i will keep trying,ive a brill pic of Rumrat knecking a kaitai dowm boogie strasse :D
:lol: You better ask his permission to post that one. I have a few of an oppo of mine strutting his stuff in Bahrain with a dodgy heshethai singer. He had a sense of humour failure when I joking asked if he wanted me to post them. Sorry Joe, I'll take them to my grave. :wink:
 
#15
witsend said:
NorwayChris said:
witsend said:
Load down, is that like syndrome down but for computer mongs?







Just check this is lils before I post.
Load up load down ,i aint gotta clue,but i will keep trying,ive a brill pic of Rumrat knecking a kaitai dowm boogie strasse :D
:lol: You better ask his permission to post that one. I have a few of an oppo of mine strutting his stuff in Bahrain with a dodgy heshethai singer. He had a sense of humour failure when I joking asked if he wanted me to post them. Sorry Joe, I'll take them to my grave. :wink:
Good idea,will do
 
#16
witsend said:
NorwayChris said:
witsend said:
Load down, is that like syndrome down but for computer mongs?







Just check this is lils before I post.
Load up load down ,i aint gotta clue,but i will keep trying,ive a brill pic of Rumrat knecking a kaitai dowm boogie strasse :D
:lol: You better ask his permission to post that one. I have a few of an oppo of mine strutting his stuff in Bahrain with a dodgy heshethai singer. He had a sense of humour failure when I joking asked if he wanted me to post them. Sorry Joe, I'll take them to my grave. :wink:
Better still, give them to me now, and I'll shred them.
 
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