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Retractable spikes installed on park benches to deter lazy bums

Metro.co.uk said:
Lazy bums could be in a for a short, sharp shock under a park’s plan to install pay-per-sit benches covered in retractable spikes.



If anyone lingers too long, the steel rods will pop up. ‘This seems like a fair way to stop people grabbing a bench at dawn and staying there all day,’ said an official at Yantai Park in Shangdong, east China.

The coinoperated system was first designed by German sculptor Fabian Brunsing – as a protest against the commercialisation of modern life.
I wonder if we can install some of those in the Wardroom..?! 8O :twisted:
 
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sgtpepperband said:
Retractable spikes installed on park benches to deter lazy bums

Metro.co.uk said:
Lazy bums could be in a for a short, sharp shock under a park’s plan to install pay-per-sit benches covered in retractable spikes.



If anyone lingers too long, the steel rods will pop up. ‘This seems like a fair way to stop people grabbing a bench at dawn and staying there all day,’ said an official at Yantai Park in Shangdong, east China.

The coinoperated system was first designed by German sculptor Fabian Brunsing – as a protest against the commercialisation of modern life.
I wonder if we can install some of those in the Wardroom..?! 8O :twisted:
Yuo know ossifers dont carry cash.They certainly wouldnt pay to STOP spikes going up their arse.Mores likely the opposite :wink: :D
 

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