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Ouch! My eyes are watering!

SONAR-BENDER

War Hero
Just found this on MSN - you know, when you come out of Hotmail....


Women sentenced for glue revenge

Four US women have avoided jail after reaching plea deals over a revenge plot in which glue was used on a cheating husband's private parts.

The judge sentenced each woman to a year's probation. He also imposed jail sentences of 30 to 60 days but stayed them, meaning they will serve time only if they violate the terms of their probation.

The women were accused of luring the 37-year-old man, the husband of one of the four, to a motel last summer.

So, as it is boilng water I believe that dissolves super glue, how did they 'undo' him??? :oops:
 

Rumrat

War Hero
BreathingOutOnTheWayUp said:
Rumrat said:
Nail polish remover :wink:

No traces of superglue remain after a good 'Bobbitting'.

Well I must say I'm a bit shocked as to what your implying Bob.
However I will bear it in mind should the circumstance ever arise. 8O :D :wink:
 

lonestar

War Hero
In a village just outside Tema in Ghana, I was told what happens to those who steal from the market. (This would sound so much better with the African accent)

They are brought in front of the people of the village, a voluptuous woman is brought to excite them, a very thin stick is placed down their erect penis, then snapped a number of times.

There was not much theft from the market! :wink:
 

JonnoJonno

Banned
lonestar said:
In a village just outside Tema in Ghana, I was told what happens to those who steal from the market. (This would sound so much better with the African accent)

They are brought in front of the people of the village, a voluptuous woman is brought to excite them, a very thin stick is placed down their erect penis, then snapped a number of times.

There was not much theft from the market! :wink:

I feel a trip to Africa and a robbing spree coming on! :twisted:
 
Rumrat said:
BreathingOutOnTheWayUp said:
Rumrat said:
Nail polish remover :wink:

No traces of superglue remain after a good 'Bobbitting'.

Well I must say I'm a bit shocked as to what your implying Bob.
However I will bear it in mind should the circumstance ever arise. 8O :D :wink:

Rummers -Always hasta be some one :oops: Glad its you, though :wink:


For the Unwashed/Uninitiated, see 'Bobbitting':

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bobbitt

For the Initiated - Do NOT try this at home.
 
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