Orgasm your way to fitness

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by brazenhussy, May 17, 2007.

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  1. That lot should fill up your day nicely.
  2. dont know about my day - work kids etc, but nights and weekends -- yahoo!! :D :D :oops: :wink:
  3. How about this for a diet to lose weight -

    "I have a big dog & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.
    A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

    I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

    Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.
    I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

    Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food?? "
  4. I just swamped reading that feckin hilarious!
  5. Re: Orgasm your way to fitness

    It also has its down-side.... :twisted:

  6. How could you down size that? Probably a submariner who can breathe through his ears!

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