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  1. Sex in a boat = Oargasms
    Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms
    Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms
    Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms
    Sex at the supermarket = Storegasms
    Sex with wild pigs = Boargasms
    Sex at a Stephen King movie = Horrorgasms
    Sex with a prostitue = Whoregasms
    Sex with a storyteller = Loregasms
    Sex with an accountant = Boregasms
    Sex while sleeping = Snoregasms
    Sex with Arthur = Dudley Mooregasms
    Sex with cartoon donkeys = Eeyoregasms
    Sex while broke = Poorgasms
    Sex with a lion = Roargasms
    Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasms
    Sex on a golf course = Foregasms
    Sex with a nymphomaniac = Ready for Moregasms
    Sex in a gold mine = Oregasms
    Sex with a dermatologist = Poregasms
    Sex with the vice president = Al Goregasms
    Sex with chocolate marshmallows = S'moregasms
    Sex with a bullfighter = Toreadorgasms
    Sex with a masked man carrying a sword = Zorogasms
    Sex on the beach = Shoregasms
    Sex when you get an award = Honogasms
    Sex at an all you can eat buffet = Smorgasbordgasms
    Sex on a cruise ship deck = Shuffleboardgasms
    Sex in Asia = Singaporegasms
    Sex among the wonders of the world = Outdoorgasms
    Sex in the vicinity of garbage can = odorgasms
    Sex on the way to the train = All aboardgasms
    Sex that isn't very satisfying = there's the doorgasms
    Sex during hay fever season = Sporegasms
    Sex using plastic cutlery = Sporkgasms
    Sex with a Medieval poet = Troubadorgasms
    Sex in an adult theater = Hardcoregasms
    Sex with conquering Spaniards = Conquistadorgasms
    Sex with someone not paying attention = Ignorgasms
    Sex with a competitive partner = scoregasms
    Sex in a firehouse = Firedoorgasms
    Sex with an Icelandic singer = Bjorkgasms
    Sex with the host of a horrible t.v. show = Pauly Shoregasms
    Sex with a cookie = Oreogasms
    Sex while flying = Soargasms
    Sex with a bugle player = Horngasms
    Sex with an astronaut who didn't make it into space = Abortgasms
    Sex with a beloved partner = Adoregasms
    Sex with a meat eater = Carnivoregasms
    Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo = Pompadoregasms
    Sex with someone who has really bad taste in clothes = Velourgasms
    Sex while sightseeing = Tourgasms
    Sex with a big dog = Labradorgasms
    Sex with Beavs and Butthead = Gonnascoregasms
    Sex during an earthquake = Tremorgasms
    Sex on farm implements = Tractorgasms
    Sex with Thomas Edison = Inventorgasms
    Sex with a construction worker = Contractorgasms
    Sex at a symphony orchestra = Conductorgasms
    Sex with a person who examines dead bodies = Coronergasms
    Sex on the stairs at the mall = Escalatorgasms
    Sex while hopelessly drunk on shooters = Liquorgasms
    Sex with a possessive partner = Yourgasms
    Sex with Frankenstein's assistant = Igorgasms
    Sex with three of your friends = Fourgasms
    Sex with a Norse God = Thorgasms
    Sex when resistance is futile = Borggasms
    Sex without a climax = Nogasms

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