Only the Bravest of Men would say This.

#1



Son asked his mother the following question:
'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies:
'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'
The father looks at his son in surprise and says:

'
Son, all household appliances come in white.'
 
#3
Re: Only the Bravest of the Brave would say This.

True statement and totally agree with it, Should go back to the olden days when women did what they were told to do and used to have dinner sitting at the table on time without any excuses about jeremy kyle and cash in the attic.


Prepared for incoming from all the ladys on the site for being a complete "male chauvinist"
 
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Jenny_Dabber said:
Ah well, I'm happy in the knowledge that all human babies start of as female in the womb..............men are just fecked from the get go
Tis true JD, but only the special stronger foetus's go on to develop the Male reproductive organs, the lesser weaker foetus's remain has Female.
 
#9
Should go back to the olden days when women did what they were told to do and used to have dinner sitting at the table on time

Nothing has changed over here, forty years of being married to my best mate.
 

diesel

Lantern Swinger
#10
Backpacker1uk said:
Should go back to the olden days when women did what they were told to do and used to have dinner sitting at the table on time

Nothing has changed over here, forty years of being married to my best mate.

They've had 'Same Sex' marriages that long? Time flies :wink:
 
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gypquitacorrie said:
Jenny_Dabber said:
Ah well, I'm happy in the knowledge that all human babies start of as female in the womb..............men are just fecked from the get go
Tis true JD, but only the special stronger foetus's go on to develop the Male reproductive organs, the lesser weaker foetus's remain has Female.
Actually, the lack of testosterone produces females in the womb and also produces men with small d*cks..............what's you excuse :lol:
 
#12
Jenny_Dabber said:
gypquitacorrie said:
Jenny_Dabber said:
Ah well, I'm happy in the knowledge that all human babies start of as female in the womb..............men are just fecked from the get go
Tis true JD, but only the special stronger foetus's go on to develop the Male reproductive organs, the lesser weaker foetus's remain has Female.
Actually, the lack of testosterone produces females in the womb and also produces men with small d*cks..............what's you excuse :lol:
There's always an exception to every rule and I'm happy to say I fall into that catagory.
 
#14
Women need makeup to look good (although some fail) where as men look good naturally.

Also I would rather be a Stag all wild and free to roam where I please. Compared to some stupid chicken living in a coup making eggs.
 
#15
Merlin28 said:
Women need makeup to look good (although some fail) where as men look good naturally.

Also I would rather be a Stag all wild and free to roam where I please. Compared to some stupid chicken living in a coup making eggs.
You're obviously spending too much time in slapperville. Come to the real land!
 
#17
Jenny_Dabber said:
Merlin28 said:
Women need makeup to look good (although some fail) where as men look good naturally.

Also I would rather be a Stag all wild and free to roam where I please. Compared to some stupid chicken living in a coup making eggs.
You're obviously spending too much time in slapperville. Come to the real land!
The only women round here who I do see without makeup are butch lesbians :wink: Is your real land Aldershot or Brighton?
 
#18
Haggis_catcher i have never laughed so much that really did make me chuckle...and no im not taking the piss, Thats my new line from now on concider it pinched
 
#19
Merlin28 said:
Jenny_Dabber said:
Merlin28 said:
Women need makeup to look good (although some fail) where as men look good naturally.

Also I would rather be a Stag all wild and free to roam where I please. Compared to some stupid chicken living in a coup making eggs.
You're obviously spending too much time in slapperville. Come to the real land!
The only women round here who I do see without makeup are butch lesbians :wink: Is your real land Aldershot or Brighton?
Neither, my homeland is of upper class status :wink:
 

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#20
The other day my girlfriend put me in a tough situation - she said, "Do I look fat in this?"

Just before I told her how great she looked, my mouth started moving for me and I said:

"To be fair, it is a small room."

Mind you, now that her stuff's gone, the room is actually quite large... :oops:
 
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