Only Joking

Greendeath

Lantern Swinger
#1
A husband said to his wife:

"Do you want to see my clock?"

"Er yes." She replied curiously.

The man unzipped his trousers and pulled his penis out.

"That's not a clock!" His wife stated.

The husband smiled and said: "If you put two hands and your face on, it soon will be!!!" :D


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Steve
 
#3
it has come to light that 14 of the sailors captured by Iranian forces were innocent, it was the wrens arse that strayed into Iranian waters!
(Incoming!)
 
#5
3 women sat in a cafe, 1st one says "I'm having a boob job", 2nd one says "I'm having my ******** bleached" 3rd one says "I can't imagine your husband with blond hair"!
 

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