Only Joking

Greendeath

Lantern Swinger
A husband said to his wife:

"Do you want to see my clock?"

"Er yes." She replied curiously.

The man unzipped his trousers and pulled his penis out.

"That's not a clock!" His wife stated.

The husband smiled and said: "If you put two hands and your face on, it soon will be!!!" :D


Cheers


Steve
 
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Greendeath

Lantern Swinger
What does an untrue blonde and a crashed airplane have in common?


They both have BLACK boxes! :lol:

Cheers

Steve
 

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