Only in America...

[Shakey]

Worried that your children's vulnerable young minds will be raped by Satan whilst they sleep?

Then you need these!

Armor (sic) of God

 

[higthepig]

To give your children security in the dark, fill their daylight hours with the utmost terror.

 

[BootneckYank]

The worst part of this, is that you just know the freaky faithful are rushing to get theirs.
It's actualy not a new concept. Some southwest Indian tribes had "Star Blankets", that were thought to give protection from all manner of harm.

 

[imom1406]

They don't look like they can get too close to a naked flame!

 

[Always_a_Civvy]

The faithful won't let them near anything remotely as sinful as a NAKED flame! And should they go up in flames, the faithful will attribute it to God's Will. That's Faith and moral certainty for you.

 

[SILVER_FOX]

Christ - what are these nuts smoking?

SF

 

[firefawkes]

Scared to ask Shakey, but what on earth were you looking for when you found these disturbing pjs?

 

[SgtUSMC8541]

Only thing missing is the tinfol hit.....sorry, aluminum. :lol:

 

[higthepig]

We believe in One God – God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Spirit.

says it all really do they understand the trinity?

 

[Backpacker1uk]

So "TEDDY" has now hit the landfill after all these years.

To be replaced by ST GEORGE jammies!! That should get the PC BRIGADE running to the court of human shites. Or is that just a European thing???

 

[SILVER_FOX]

Backpacker1uk wrote: To be replaced by ST GEORGE jammies!!

Now that's a good idea. Could be a real winner next time England are playing in a major competition. Where do I get shares?

SF