Only 47% of men...yeah right...

#2
Welshy said:
According to this very informative article in the Sun, 47 per cent of men surveyed first look at a women's chest when they meet, rather than their face.

Now in my experience, the percentage is a lot more than that..so is it just the case (a) that the Men in the survey lied or (B) I am just unfortunate in the Men that I meet.


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2624160/Mens-breast-habits-busted.html
Can we have a phot of yours just to be sure................educational purposes you understand!!! 8)
 

Welshy

Lantern Swinger
#5
X.R.D said:
Welshy said:
According to this very informative article in the Sun, 47 per cent of men surveyed first look at a women's chest when they meet, rather than their face.

Now in my experience, the percentage is a lot more than that..so is it just the case (a) that the Men in the survey lied or (B) I am just unfortunate in the Men that I meet.


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2624160/Mens-breast-habits-busted.html
Can we have a phot of yours just to be sure................educational purposes you understand!!! 8)
To be sure of what?! I guess you fit in the 47% then XRD!
 
#6
Welshy said:
X.R.D said:
Welshy said:
According to this very informative article in the Sun, 47 per cent of men surveyed first look at a women's chest when they meet, rather than their face.

Now in my experience, the percentage is a lot more than that..so is it just the case (a) that the Men in the survey lied or (B) I am just unfortunate in the Men that I meet.


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2624160/Mens-breast-habits-busted.html
Can we have a phot of yours just to be sure................educational purposes you understand!!! 8)
To be sure of what?! I guess you fit in the 47% then XRD!
Of course. I'm also only human so a swift peek at your juppers would do no harm








Go on you know you wanna!!! :D
 
#7
Very dissapointed by the late and lamentable XRD and Witsends post. It took them both three minutes to reply! Appreciate its Sunday but the rest of us have standards and you two are slipping. If we can't rely on you two to maintain standards, who can we rely on? :lol:
 
#8
Welshy said:
X.R.D said:
Welshy said:
According to this very informative article in the Sun, 47 per cent of men surveyed first look at a women's chest when they meet, rather than their face.

Now in my experience, the percentage is a lot more than that..so is it just the case (a) that the Men in the survey lied or (B) I am just unfortunate in the Men that I meet.


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2624160/Mens-breast-habits-busted.html
Can we have a phot of yours just to be sure................educational purposes you understand!!! 8)
To be sure of what?! I guess you fit in the 47% then XRD!
What XRD means is, post a phot and we'll tell which bit we noticed first and then tell you so you can see if the survey was right, and we'll be honest(ish)
 
#9
X.R.D said:
Welshy said:
X.R.D said:
Welshy said:
According to this very informative article in the Sun, 47 per cent of men surveyed first look at a women's chest when they meet, rather than their face.

Now in my experience, the percentage is a lot more than that..so is it just the case (a) that the Men in the survey lied or (B) I am just unfortunate in the Men that I meet.


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2624160/Mens-breast-habits-busted.html
Can we have a phot of yours just to be sure................educational purposes you understand!!! 8)
To be sure of what?! I guess you fit in the 47% then XRD!
Of course. I'm also only human so a swift peek at your juppers would do no harm

Now thats better! :wink:








Go on you know you wanna!!! :D
 
#10
trelawney126 said:
Very dissapointed by the late and lamentable XRD and Witsends post. It took them both three minutes to reply! Appreciate its Sunday but the rest of us have standards and you two are slipping. If we can't rely on you two to maintain standards, who can we rely on? :lol:
I guess your late response was due to popping the Viagra before the wankfest you were expecting!!! :D
 
#11
X.R.D said:
trelawney126 said:
Very dissapointed by the late and lamentable XRD and Witsends post. It took them both three minutes to reply! Appreciate its Sunday but the rest of us have standards and you two are slipping. If we can't rely on you two to maintain standards, who can we rely on? :lol:
I guess your late response was due to popping the Viagra before the wankfest you were expecting!!! :D
Correct!
 

witsend

MIA
Book Reviewer
#12
X.R.D said:
trelawney126 said:
Very dissapointed by the late and lamentable XRD and Witsends post. It took them both three minutes to reply! Appreciate its Sunday but the rest of us have standards and you two are slipping. If we can't rely on you two to maintain standards, who can we rely on? :lol:
I guess your late response was due to popping the Viagra before the wankfest you were expecting!!! :D
He's waiting for his fluffers, Rumrat & NorwayChris.
 
#13
trelawney126 said:
X.R.D said:
trelawney126 said:
Very dissapointed by the late and lamentable XRD and Witsends post. It took them both three minutes to reply! Appreciate its Sunday but the rest of us have standards and you two are slipping. If we can't rely on you two to maintain standards, who can we rely on? :lol:
I guess your late response was due to popping the Viagra before the wankfest you were expecting!!! :D
Correct!
Or the pump contraption as used by Austin Powers in said films!!
 
#14
I would look at her hands. Does she know how to work the land,when the cows are due to be milked, the spuds how to check for blight, can she mend the tiles on the cottage roof,make a decent cuppa tea, lay pipes for the field drains, bimbos with big tits are ten a penny.
 

Welshy

Lantern Swinger
#16
So basically, I might as well not bother doing my hair or do my make up and just make sure I am wearing a decent bra instead then?!
 

hammers

Lantern Swinger
#17
Backpacker1uk said:
I would look at her hands. Does she know how to work the land,when the cows are due to be milked, the spuds how to check for blight, can she mend the tiles on the cottage roof,make a decent cuppa tea, lay pipes for the field drains, bimbos with big tits are ten a penny.
Not round my way :cry:
 

joe_145

Lantern Swinger
#18
Backpacker1uk said:
I would look at her hands. Does she know how to work the land,when the cows are due to be milked, the spuds how to check for blight, can she mend the tiles on the cottage roof,make a decent cuppa tea, lay pipes for the field drains, bimbos with big tits are ten a penny.
ha ha....fine hands=fine women. Only thing you dont want her hands to be too big....or else it might makes you feel...."inadequate"....hahaha
 
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