Mary was confiding in her mate, Julie you know what! I can't get any guy to sleep with me. and its all because my fanny smells of onions. Don't worry, her mate says, I know a guy that absolutely has no sense of smell, he will sleep with you... Half way though the bizness he says to her " ere you fanny does nuf reek of onions" How would you know she says you have no sense of smell what so ever! yeah he says, but I can't stop crying! BOOM !BOOM!