Mary was confiding in her mate,
Julie you know what! I can't get any guy to sleep with me. and its all because my fanny smells of onions.
Don't worry, her mate says, I know a guy that absolutely has no sense of smell, he will sleep with you...

Half way though the bizness he says to her " ere you fanny does nuf reek of onions"
How would you know she says you have no sense of smell what so ever!

yeah he says, but I can't stop crying!

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