one of the wrist times

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by shag_shacker, Feb 20, 2008.

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  1. right here goes - can anyone beat my time of 1 minute 45 seconds from cold start to tissues down toilet.

    there are certain rules -

    1. solo job's only - no getting your stoker mate for a helping hand.
    2. no reading material - only memory of the duty watch wren allowed.
    3. trousers around ankles or through the nylon boxers is allowed
    3. no fibbing - only good wakners allowed to post here.
    5. sorry that should have been point 4 above - I'm still a bit flush and drained.
    6. top tip wipe your fingers before typing
     
  2. Feck me I'm not playing spoof with you.
    NZB
     
  3. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Shag: Go wifi so you can take your laptop in with you, and you can type simultaneously... :twisted:
     
  4. i cant

    my avatar is my front page - if i see the mighty boys flying I dump immeidiately. then i wouldnt have fun thinking of a certain LT (female) i know from work
     
  5. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Sod OPSEC/PERSEC: post details/photo as necessary! :wink:

    (By the way, did you say "work"? I thought you were a WAFU?) 8O
     
  6. I'll try and get a phot from somewhere but i'm bloody sure that she wears the webbing just to piss us all off. she is hot especially when i'm thinking off her wearing her hat at a jaunty angle with that "fcuk me hard chiefy" look about her.

    right thats me cooling down period over, time for another
     
  7. i am a wafu - i was going to go stoker/wem but was told that i would be outcast due to my naturally good looks and superior analytical and logical thought processing ability.

    also i dont like doing those shippy things
     
  8. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Wedge Technician then... :thumright:
     
  9. Wedge Technician then... :thumright:[/quote]

    pisssssss off i aint that good - nope me i managed to pass (cheat) some little exams and work my way up the slippery pole to chiefy tiff. right just watched the rerun of Lost - still no wiser. now i'm off to bed to see if mrs shagshacker wants sloppy thirds - lucky cow.
     

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