One more hurdle and I am in

Discussion in 'Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting' started by Ja5on, Nov 13, 2009.

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  1. Ja5on

    Ja5on New member

    Passed my re-medical yesterday now all I need to do is PJFT and they can bid for a place for me wahoo.
     
  2. Clown_Puncher

    Clown_Puncher Banned

    We need a cleaner here, I'll put your name forward.
     
  3. Ja5on

    Ja5on New member

    I am only interested if I get my own dust cart, name tag, superman outfit and a blue handled mop.
     
  4. Clown_Puncher

    Clown_Puncher Banned

    I'll ask the B.O ridden sugar puff toothed monster that cleans at the moment what the perks are. I'm not sure you get a superman suit.
     
  5. Ja5on

    Ja5on New member

    Can I bring my own then?
     
  6. WreckerL

    WreckerL War Hero

    What's the bidding starting at?
     
  7. Ja5on

    Ja5on New member

    within 9 months
     
  8. WreckerL

    WreckerL War Hero

    I got the wrong end of the stick (or you did), I thought you were being auctioned off :wink:
     
  9. Ja5on

    Ja5on New member

    No they tried that apparently I am priceless :wink: because I raised no money. :lol:
     
  10. jjp23

    jjp23 New member

    I'll start at 1p??
     
  11. WreckerL

    WreckerL War Hero

    I'll raise you a bag full of foreign ickey's I found clearing the loft out
     
  12. Ja5on

    Ja5on New member

    I am a 1982 white male I am 5'11 so will be handy for reaching the top shelf and top of cupboards. I come with a varety of clothes including a Superman outfit I was raised by wolves so housing me with pets is fine. I need a balanced diet of meat and sugary snacks and drink. I will need a bed and TV to keep me Happy. I am not fully house trained yet so you will have to leave newspaper on the floor for when I need to do my buisness it's best to let me out three times a day for a run round the garden and to play in a sandpit to avoid getting me stroppy.
     
  13. jjp23

    jjp23 New member

    Going once...I'll throw in Zoidberg and a plastic Moustache.
     
  14. 2_deck_dash

    2_deck_dash War Hero

    I'll give you fiver to fcuk off.
     
  15. WreckerL

    WreckerL War Hero

    I'll raise you Chicojizz and a used jam rag
     
  16. Alfacharlie

    Alfacharlie War Hero

    I'll see that and raise you all the spunkers on here.
     
  17. :clap:
    Congratulations Ja5(zero)n

    The additional exercise, which you recently gained upending Senior Citizens supermarket trolleys at ASDA, has clearly contributed to your physical fitness.

    (We all wondered where you were yesterday, but your Ma has explained all about your concussion when you fell out of the baby bath so the cyber search parties have now been recalled)

    Keep posting: Rum Ratters need a hearty puke :puke: from time to time to clear out the tubes and leave them free for fresh sustenance.
     
  18. jjp23

    jjp23 New member

    I'll raise you a my wankerchief and an old used jonny (a big raise, i wanted to used both of these again :roll: )
     
  19. Ja5on

    Ja5on New member

    haven't passed the fitness test yet just medical the fitness is next I will be going down to Tesco to practise my trolly tipping very soon :wink:
     
  20. WreckerL

    WreckerL War Hero

    Up one jiff rag and and a stiff single sock (for the use of)
     

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