one line


Lantern Swinger
When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God
and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men, who
true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were
dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St.Peter."

Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. The line
of the
men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the
line of
men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.

God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be
head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not
your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."

God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in

The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here".

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