One hundred percent

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  1. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%?

    What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

    How about achieving 103%?

    What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
    is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


    H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K is
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that, while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Asskissing that will put you over the top!!!!!!
  2. bloody brilliant
  3. Brilliant! LOL! :grin:
  4. Fantastic
    On a personal note I hate it when people state that they give 110% etc.
  5. You've earned that DBE Blair's just awarded you Janner! Oops, did I say DBE...?

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