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One for the conspiracy nutballs-Black helicopters!!

Note to MOD's: I know this will end up here eventually, so I thought I'd save you the trouble and do it myself.

An enterprising young man, with his tounge firmly planted in his cheek, came up with this site, apparently as a poke at all the paranoid-conspiracy theories floating around:

The truth about Black Helicopters

Check out the link near the bottom of the page that shows how to make a proper tinfoil hat.
i see from, the page that to kill a black helicopter you need a fly swatter.

although i have never seen a helicopter downed by a fly swatter

i can guarentee that if youd lobbed one down a Sea Harrier intake down she'd come.

if rolls royce cocked up that much with the upgrades that if a moth brushed her wing against the engine we'd ground the fleet

ps - can we get the webpage writer to take a CDT test
Alas, shag, the swatter (BHS), only works on small, juvenile black helicopters. Once they're mature your only defence is the above-mentioned tinfoil beanie.

On the subject of the fragility of the SHAR: We (The USMC) had similar trouble with our early Harrier variant; the AV-8A. If you even whispered the word "crash" while one was flying overhead, down it went.

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