...One For His Nob.

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    <<...A Cribbage board played by Admiral Nelson could fetch thousands at auction. The rare bone board was found in a drawer of an old Victorian desk...>> Admiral Nelson

    No sign of his Uckers board though :sad:
    (most likely float-tested by we-all-know-who :roll: )
     
  2. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    A game I never bothered to learn. It just never had the rattle of the dice and ability to keep the duffers awake.
     
  3. Yea no shit and I've got a first day cover that was carried on the fastest flight New York - London by Royal Navy Phantom of 892 Squadron 1969 May 11.
     
  4. I've got a granny in the Gurkhas
     

  5. She probably knows my granny then, she's the Brigade RSM.
     
  6. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    I've got Mother Teresa's knickers.
     
  7. Yes NZB said he's seen you wearing them, but the boast by the previous poster as to Gandhi's flip flop I find absurd as when he was on come dancing it was clear he had two left feet.
     
  8. I however have rasputins jock strap. I keep my marbles in it.
     
  9. I have one bollock bigger than the other
     

  10. One weighed a pound
    and dragged on the ground
    and the others as small as a fly`s is.

    Ba bum tish.
     
  11. You didn't say that when my knob was stuck up your sphincter
     

  12. Between us we could have a balanced pair each, did I mention that on my mantelpiece I have Joseph Goebbels's balls preserved in a jar of schnapps?
     
    Last edited: Sep 23, 2012
  13. I've got the Marquis de Sade's nipple clamps, I use them for carpentry jobs.
     
  14. I've got the hippy, hippy shake........for goodness sake..........:happy7:
     
  15. I've got the tin that Rin Tin Tin shit in :smile:
     

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