a large woman sits on sofa in a cafe talking to her freind. she rests her hand on her belly and says to her freind "dont tell anyone but he's due in 3 months." her freind is stunned asks "who's the father?". the woman replies "father?", "of the baby" prompts her freind. realising what her freind is saying the woman replies "i was talking about santa claus! are you suggesting im fat?"