On behalf of my fellow branch members, I apologise...


War Hero
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"The suspect cuniculus, known to the Police as "Bugs", attempted to escape when being apprehended by my colleagues and I on suspicion of theft of eggs.

At this point, he hopped towards the A3 in an apparent attempt to commandeer a passing vehicle to aid his escape. Unfortunately he failed to account for the fact that cars tend not to stop for hitch-hiking rabbits, which resulted in the suspect becoming the 'deceased'.

My colleagues and I then returned to the Station to complete our Statements over coffee and donuts, M'Lud..."

:oops: :lol:

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