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On behalf of my fellow branch members, I apologise...

Hanging is to good for this scum!!!!!!

That and the poor old Easter Bunny what next!!!

 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Book Reviewer
"The suspect cuniculus, known to the Police as "Bugs", attempted to escape when being apprehended by my colleagues and I on suspicion of theft of eggs.

At this point, he hopped towards the A3 in an apparent attempt to commandeer a passing vehicle to aid his escape. Unfortunately he failed to account for the fact that cars tend not to stop for hitch-hiking rabbits, which resulted in the suspect becoming the 'deceased'.

My colleagues and I then returned to the Station to complete our Statements over coffee and donuts, M'Lud..."


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