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Omegle.com

2_deck_dash

War Hero
Anyone ever go on this site?

www.omegle.com

Basically it instantly puts you in a chat room with a complete stranger. It is highly amusing and can lead to some good conversations.

So far I have started a fight with a Turkish teenager, fallen in love with an Australian IT worker called Julie, given relationship advice to an Indonesian and got an American college student called Jordan to look at poobutton.com during his lecture.

High jinks to be had all round, go check it out.

I suggest starting your conversation with ''what the fcuk are you lookin at sunshine?''
 

jjp23

Lantern Swinger
Hi, 2 deck!

Just though i would try this for a laugh, i ended up chatting to a 15 year old Swedish girl who described herself as 175cm with blonde hair and blue eyes!

What a laugh, nice one!
 
How do you KNOW it is who they say they are ? Might be some pedo from Pentonville abusing his priviliges - or even the Sneakies from the ....... ssssshh (Secret Services) .... ;)
 

2_deck_dash

War Hero
whitemouse said:
How do you KNOW it is who they say they are ? Might be some pedo from Pentonville abusing his priviliges - or even the Sneakies from the ....... ssssshh (Secret Services) .... ;)

It probably is but to be fair I am not the 17 yr old Mexican wrestler I have been posing as for the last three days.
 
2_deck_dash said:
whitemouse said:
How do you KNOW it is who they say they are ? Might be some pedo from Pentonville abusing his priviliges - or even the Sneakies from the ....... ssssshh (Secret Services) .... ;)

It probably is but to be fair I am not the 17 yr old Mexican wrestler I have been posing as for the last three days.

Damn !! I thought I was on to a good thing there !! :(
 

2_deck_dash

War Hero
My latest game on this site is to start chatting to a bloke, pretend to be a girl, get him a bit horny, then drop the bombshell:

''listen mate I had a really dodgy vindaloo last night and I have to go for a giant sh1t, it was nice chatting''

Hilarity ensues.

Guffaw guffaw.
 

Drakey

War Hero
2_deck_dash said:
My latest game on this site is to start chatting to a bloke, pretend to be a girl, get him a bit horny, then drop the bombshell:

''listen mate I had a really dodgy vindaloo last night and I have to go for a giant sh1t, it was nice chatting''

Hilarity ensues.

Guffaw guffaw.

So it was you that I had that converstion with !!??
 

2_deck_dash

War Hero
Drakey said:
2_deck_dash said:
My latest game on this site is to start chatting to a bloke, pretend to be a girl, get him a bit horny, then drop the bombshell:

''listen mate I had a really dodgy vindaloo last night and I have to go for a giant sh1t, it was nice chatting''

Hilarity ensues.

Guffaw guffaw.

So it was you that I had that converstion with !!??

Dave?
 

witsend

MIA
Book Reviewer
Admit it 2 deck, you've been owned knocking one off on webcam, for Charlie from Brighton.
 

2_deck_dash

War Hero
Just had my first proper encounter with a real live nympho, she is from Sweden and did naughty things for me on a webcam, she is not that pretty and could be described as 'curvy' but who fcuking cares, cnut is cnut.

This site is awesome.
 
I like pretending to be a convicted rapist locked up in San Quentin. You'd be amazed how many people don't instantly log out when I drop that little bomb.

Sometimes I'm a homosexual Japanese poet too, you can make up any shite and people think it's cool.
 

TimeToJoinUp

War Hero
This is an amazing site.

You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: good
Stranger: Im a horny guy looking for a horny girl
You: oh - you're in luck! Me too!
Stranger: really!!! u have a name?
You: yes
Stranger: what is it?
You: Grant

Disconnected!
 
Me: The pebble of monstrosity knows no rhythm, it stays so still, emanating evil and hideous intent.
Random yank: Wow, that's so cool!
Me: Fcuk off

Hours of fun.
 

TimeToJoinUp

War Hero
Stranger: you can hack computers?
Stranger: hijack msns?
You: lol - yes
Stranger: :D
Stranger: can you teach me that
Stranger: i need to crack a msn
You: no - sorry
Stranger: why
You: it's immoral
Stranger: thats my girlfriens msn
Stranger: i think she cheating me
Stranger: i need to learn that
Stranger: you know
You: you could just ask her
Stranger: :D
Stranger: you kidding:D
You: what's her MSN address?
Stranger: [email protected]
You: and her name?
Stranger: ayça
You: wait - she's on my MSN list already
You: does she use this site?
Stranger: i dont know
You: how old is she?
Stranger: older than 21
You: let me just check my chat logs
Stranger: okay
You: that's right. She says her boyfriend's got a small cock and can't satisfy her and wants to visit me to see what a real man is like
Stranger: :D
Stranger: you such an asshole man.D
You: amazing, that's what she said about you!
 

Alfacharlie

War Hero
Ha ha this is a fcuking class site, but I'm not very good at conversation starting.

You: Anybody out there?

Stranger: My six year old sister has just pooped her pants, what do I do??

You: Smash her face in.

Stranger: Disconnected.

Unsociable cnut.
 

Alfacharlie

War Hero
Hours of intelligent humour. At least I got the last insult in.


You: hi
Stranger: hola
Stranger: asl ?
You: hola, i take it your spanish??
Stranger: no i'm not
Stranger: i'm indonesian
Stranger: you ?
You: chinese
Stranger: you f or m
You: m
Stranger: ow that's good
You: you?
Stranger: m too
Stranger: i want to know what about chinese condition now ?
You: what?
Stranger: hhahah
Stranger: just kidding
You: your a bit retarded aren't you?
Stranger: no i'm not
Stranger: hey how old are you man
You: i think you are. 98. you?
Stranger: what ?!?!??!
You: Yeah, 98. you??
Stranger: i'm 94
You: Fuck off.
Stranger: son of bitch
You: cunt
Stranger: dick]
You: You fucking wanker
You have disconnected.
 

Alfacharlie

War Hero
Right, last one. What a cnut. Probably hates the Swede's now.


Stranger: helloo
You: hi. m/f?
Stranger: m
You: 23 f sweden. You?
Stranger: 19 m the netherlands
Stranger: knackerbrod ^^
You: Not too far away then. I it true what they say about you Germans?
Stranger: im not a german im dutch :p
You: Same thing, you all kicked off in 1939.
Stranger: yeah i no
Stranger: but is still life
Stranger: you are a pussy you din't fight in the war :p
Stranger: the netherlands had a bike and a tank (h)
Stranger: sweden fight's with knackerbrod
You: I know, we couldn't be arsed. We were to busy making animal porn.
Stranger: XD
Stranger: lol
You: Where about in France are you?
Stranger: IM DUCTH ( I LIFE IN THE FUKING NETHERLANDS NOT IN FRANCE XD
You: Ok, where though, Paris, Berlin, Peckham?
Stranger: in rome
You: When in Rome eh? Is it true you all eat your dogs?
Stranger: yes =D
Stranger: is it true that you are a fagged beceause you dint fight in the war ?
Stranger: look ,
Stranger: im on school now and im fuking bored
You: What war? you cunt.
Stranger: 2
You: we still kicked your ass, you fcuking retarded queen.
Stranger: true
You: Infact, I'll come round there now and skull fcuk you and your dog.
Stranger: go fcuk yourself
Stranger: asshole
You: cnut face
Stranger: the netherland kick you fuking sss
Your conversational partner has disconnected

What a charming young European.
 
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