Oldest bird you have been with !!

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  1. Nicks

    Nicks New member

    Following on from "The Gronks Ball" Thread what was the oldest bird you have been with in your time in the mob ?

    You have to roughly give her age and the age you were at the time and where you were based etc.

    I will be honest and say I banged one who was very near to 60 and I was only 20 when I was in Rosyth on Revenge in refit. :thumright:
     
  2. stirling2

    stirling2 Banned

    One of the Nee Soon virgins....do not know her age as it was pitch black but ALL of those ladies were pretty ancient....well what do you want for $5 , I was 17 at the time :thumright:
     
  3. pongoshaggy

    pongoshaggy New member

    posted in paderborn ,germany in the late 80s ,me and a mate around 18/19 ....2 ugly doris's wanted some brit c**k ,my mate done the 48 yr old(after rock paper scissors) i took one for the team....n did her mom age ..? well into her 60s
     
  4. Gonetothedarkside

    Gonetothedarkside New member

    I was 20ish - she was 63 - in GUZZ after being detailed off by my sea daddy!!
     
  5. Jenny_Dabber

    Jenny_Dabber New member

    She was 28, I was 20................ :afro:
     
  6. lsadirty

    lsadirty War Hero

    As a civvy at 17, with the old bag in her 50s in the ground floor flat while her old man was inside (her son was a year older than me). As a matelot, with a granny in Chatham who was probably well into her 60s. Abroad, who cared, except for in the cold light of day ? All part of life's rich pattern......
     
  7. chinamatelot

    chinamatelot New member

    Ark/Devonshire/Antelope gig '78.

    West Palm Beach; I was 18 (just) and she was the same age of the year! It was part of the trip to bang the oldest, never mind the gronkiest! You had to have proof - I had 3 mates along who helped me all the way (in every sense) and told the tale of the deed!

    You probably have no idea how many beers were needed for this..... :pukel:
     
  8. LujonSA

    LujonSA War Hero

    I do remember saying to Mrs Lujonsa on the day after her 50th birthday. "That is the first time I have slept with a 50 year old woman". That was ten years ago and she was not impressed then. I wonder what I might say to her this year in the same vein but maintaining originality; any suggestions?
     
  9. chinamatelot

    chinamatelot New member

    "wow! my first OAP!"

    "shall we do it over the zimmerframe darling?"

    :bball:
     
  10. LujonSA

    LujonSA War Hero

    I would think that saying that would make it my last time too.
     
  11. 2badge_mango

    2badge_mango War Hero

    Age? 71
    When? Last weekend!!
    (and next weekend too if my luck's in!)

    2BM
     
  12. lsadirty

    lsadirty War Hero

    Cheer up mate - I reached that milestone 7 years ago, and she's still giving me grief !! :threaten: :threaten: :threaten:
     
  13. Seadog

    Seadog War Hero Moderator

    pongoshaggy wrote

    The winner!!!!!
     
  14. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    I said, never thought I'd be going to bed with a pensioner. It was not well received. :threaten:
     
  15. Tas-ape

    Tas-ape New member

    Dubai in the early eighties
    Location†Costain Woodrow’s Land Camp
    I was just eighteen.
    She was fifty-seven, can’t be forgotten that’s the year I was born
    Pished as a fart,
    In the dawn of early morning and seeing her top and bottom set of
    dentures in a half pint pot, the realization of my terrible deed was brought home. :thumright:
     
  16. Richie

    Richie New member

    La même
     
  17. stirling2

    stirling2 Banned

    The same ??...probably, for our younger readers $5 Singapore, exchange rates at the time were $7 to the pound so my bagoff cost about 70p :w00t:
     

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