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Oldest bird you have been with !!

Following on from "The Gronks Ball" Thread what was the oldest bird you have been with in your time in the mob ?

You have to roughly give her age and the age you were at the time and where you were based etc.

I will be honest and say I banged one who was very near to 60 and I was only 20 when I was in Rosyth on Revenge in refit. :thumright:
 

stirling2

Banned
One of the Nee Soon virgins....do not know her age as it was pitch black but ALL of those ladies were pretty ancient....well what do you want for $5 , I was 17 at the time :thumright:
 

pongoshaggy

Lantern Swinger
posted in paderborn ,germany in the late 80s ,me and a mate around 18/19 ....2 ugly doris's wanted some brit c**k ,my mate done the 48 yr old(after rock paper scissors) i took one for the team....n did her mom age ..? well into her 60s
 

lsadirty

War Hero
As a civvy at 17, with the old bag in her 50s in the ground floor flat while her old man was inside (her son was a year older than me). As a matelot, with a granny in Chatham who was probably well into her 60s. Abroad, who cared, except for in the cold light of day ? All part of life's rich pattern......
 

chinamatelot

Lantern Swinger
Ark/Devonshire/Antelope gig '78.

West Palm Beach; I was 18 (just) and she was the same age of the year! It was part of the trip to bang the oldest, never mind the gronkiest! You had to have proof - I had 3 mates along who helped me all the way (in every sense) and told the tale of the deed!

You probably have no idea how many beers were needed for this..... :pukel:
 

LujonSA

War Hero
I do remember saying to Mrs Lujonsa on the day after her 50th birthday. "That is the first time I have slept with a 50 year old woman". That was ten years ago and she was not impressed then. I wonder what I might say to her this year in the same vein but maintaining originality; any suggestions?
 

lsadirty

War Hero
LujonSA said:
I do remember saying to Mrs Lujonsa on the day after her 50th birthday. "That is the first time I have slept with a 50 year old woman". That was ten years ago and she was not impressed then. I wonder what I might say to her this year in the same vein but maintaining originality; any suggestions?

Cheer up mate - I reached that milestone 7 years ago, and she's still giving me grief !! :threaten: :threaten: :threaten:
 

janner

MIA
Book Reviewer
LujonSA said:
I do remember saying to Mrs Lujonsa on the day after her 50th birthday. "That is the first time I have slept with a 50 year old woman". That was ten years ago and she was not impressed then. I wonder what I might say to her this year in the same vein but maintaining originality; any suggestions?

I said, never thought I'd be going to bed with a pensioner. It was not well received. :threaten:
 

Tas-ape

Lantern Swinger
Dubai in the early eighties
Location†Costain Woodrow’s Land Camp
I was just eighteen.
She was fifty-seven, can’t be forgotten that’s the year I was born
Pished as a fart,
In the dawn of early morning and seeing her top and bottom set of
dentures in a half pint pot, the realization of my terrible deed was brought home. :thumright:
 

Richie

Lantern Swinger
stirling said:
One of the Nee Soon virgins....do not know her age as it was pitch black but ALL of those ladies were pretty ancient....well what do you want for $5 , I was 17 at the time :thumright:

La même
 

stirling2

Banned
Richie said:
stirling said:
One of the Nee Soon virgins....do not know her age as it was pitch black but ALL of those ladies were pretty ancient....well what do you want for $5 , I was 17 at the time :thumright:

La même

The same ??...probably, for our younger readers $5 Singapore, exchange rates at the time were $7 to the pound so my bagoff cost about 70p :w00t:
 
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