Old naval joke revisited.

All you old salts will probably have heard this one but it's really for the benefit of the younger troops. A 17 year old virgin falls for a hairy arsed old matelot and decides to marry him. Her mother is aghast and warns her "Be very carefull my dear, I hope you have a happy marriage, but remember, if he asks you to 'do it the other way' you must refuse". The girl and the matelot get married and all goes well for the first 12 months. One day she recalls her mother's words and being curious says to Jolly Jack, "Shall we do it the other way?" "What" says Jack, "And fill the house with bloody kids"!
Does this mean he entered through the back so often that she now deemed the front door an improper and 'wrong' way to enter?

What's long, hard and full of seamen?

A submarine.
I hope so, i like getting abuse and/or being enlightened about what these navy phrases are all about. I could ask my dad but in case its rude i better not :p
NAval Maths & English Test score. The best you could get was 0:0, 23:59 would not be a good score! :)

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I see, so it is a code way to say that i am a dumb arse? :D or is the joke that she does him up the rear. I am rubbish at getting jokes, or at understanding things in general life.
NAval Maths & English Test score. The best you could get was 0:0, 23:59 would not be a good score! :icon_smile:

I was sarcastically implying that with your statement that the lift may not go all the way to the top :icon_smile:

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Just a minor point but your quote quotes something you never posted. The quote origin also shows no edits. I'm with Rachelthree on this one.


Lantern Swinger
Ahem. LANTERN has gone now too. It's now changed to Education for Promotion. Think it was one of those name changes that didn't change much else though so all is good.

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An old Chief Stoker was sitting on a train across from a blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.

Despite his efforts, he was unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs to his delight, he realized she was going commando (no underwear).

She saw him staring and inquired, "Are you looking at my vagina?"

“Yes, I’m sorry," he replied.

"It’s quite all right," she replied, "It’s very talented, watch this, I’ll make it blow a kiss to you, and with a little twitch of her hips, sure enough, the vagina blew him a kiss."

The old Chief was completely astounded and inquired what else it could do.

"I can also make it wink," she replied.

The old man stared in amazement as the vagina winked at him.

"Come and sit next to me," she said, patting the seat.

He moved over and she asked, “Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"

Stunned, he asked, “You’re kiddin' me, you mean it can whistle, too?"

It's tough getting old....

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