Old naval joke revisited.

taffscrivs

War Hero
All you old salts will probably have heard this one but it's really for the benefit of the younger troops. A 17 year old virgin falls for a hairy arsed old matelot and decides to marry him. Her mother is aghast and warns her "Be very carefull my dear, I hope you have a happy marriage, but remember, if he asks you to 'do it the other way' you must refuse". The girl and the matelot get married and all goes well for the first 12 months. One day she recalls her mother's words and being curious says to Jolly Jack, "Shall we do it the other way?" "What" says Jack, "And fill the house with bloody kids"!
 

Rachelthree

War Hero
Does this mean he entered through the back so often that she now deemed the front door an improper and 'wrong' way to enter?

What's long, hard and full of seamen?

A submarine.
 

Rachelthree

War Hero
I hope so, i like getting abuse and/or being enlightened about what these navy phrases are all about. I could ask my dad but in case its rude i better not :p
 

Rachelthree

War Hero
NAval Maths & English Test score. The best you could get was 0:0, 23:59 would not be a good score! :)


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I see, so it is a code way to say that i am a dumb arse? :D or is the joke that she does him up the rear. I am rubbish at getting jokes, or at understanding things in general life.
 
NAval Maths & English Test score. The best you could get was 0:0, 23:59 would not be a good score! :icon_smile:

I was sarcastically implying that with your statement that the lift may not go all the way to the top :icon_smile:

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Just a minor point but your quote quotes something you never posted. The quote origin also shows no edits. I'm with Rachelthree on this one.
 
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