Here is a threat where you NOOBS can feel safe to ask, in confidence, all those questions that are so embarrassing to ask mummy or the AFCO staff. Our experienced, Old Hands (Granny and Trewlawney), are ready at hand to share their experiences and extensive knowledge of all things. I repeat, all your posts here will be in complete confidence..... :twisted: So let me start the ball rolling by asking one myself. What does "horny" mean? :?