Old man sleeping

tiddlyoggy

War Hero
Book Reviewer
Now, when I was a lad, I remember my old man getting up at daft o'clock every day, even after a night out, and I remember how he used to say that you need less sleep as you get older. I thought it was bollocks at the time and thought that the army had just fucked him up, but now, here I am; wife's been in bed for nearly 2 hours and I'm sat here looking at shit on the 'puter, knowing full well that any attempt to sleep will be a forlorn hope for at least another hour.
Anyone else have this problem?
 

Sumo

War Hero
Now, when I was a lad, I remember my old man getting up at daft o'clock every day, even after a night out, and I remember how he used to say that you need less sleep as you get older. I thought it was bollocks at the time and thought that the army had just fucked him up, but now, here I am; wife's been in bed for nearly 2 hours and I'm sat here looking at shit on the 'puter, knowing full well that any attempt to sleep will be a forlorn hope for at least another hour.
Anyone else have this problem?
Started to, and was always knackered through the day, I started reading a book that re-introduced me to Yoga breathing and meditation techniques, sounds bollocks I know but it works for me, just need an open mind.
 

Sharkey

Banned
Started to, and was always knackered through the day, I started reading a book that re-introduced me to Yoga breathing and masterbation techniques, sounds bollocks I know but it works for me, just need an open mind.
Fixed............
 

Rumrat

War Hero
Fuckin guilty conscience, knowing you are not really RR material.
You secretly dislike Muslims, think gays should be killed at birth, and that "blackies" should keep their place and not gob off.
This all started when one night when watching Nick Griffin you found yourself saying "you know he's got a point there".
 

Sumo

War Hero
Fuckin guilty conscience, knowing you are not really RR material.
You secretly dislike Muslims, think gays should be killed at birth, and that "blackies" should keep their place and not gob off.
This all started when one night when watching Nick Griffin you found yourself saying "you know he's got a point there".
Morning old man who you throwing that one at?
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
It's just Rummers knocking one out as usual, his deportation order must have come through and he's off to the dark Continent anytime soon :)
 

Sumo

War Hero
Rummers you could always PM angry doc and see if he will give you a personal consultation on how to increase you meds to induce a self-induced coma, or maybe he could send that info to your war office, so she can maintain the dose once you are out for the count, then may be just may be you would not be able to post pejorative comments about all the nice people, well a few specific targets on RR.:laughing7::laughing7::laughing7:^^;
 

Sumo

War Hero
Just used a meditation (repeat meditation) technique on the throne, quick 30 mins power nap, now refreshed and ready to go?
 

tiddlyoggy

War Hero
Book Reviewer
Thinking about it Sumo, you could be on to something here. I remember when I used to do Tae Kwondo we used to do a kind of meditating thing as part of the cool down session it used to make me very sleepy. Might give that a try.
 

Rumrat

War Hero
Thinking about it Sumo, you could be on to something here. I remember when I used to do Tae Kwondo we used to do a kind of meditating thing as part of the cool down session it used to make me very sleepy. Might give that a try.
Try Thai Kye with whiskey. It has the same effect.
 

tiddlyoggy

War Hero
Book Reviewer
Sumo, just received the PM, TVM for that I'll look into it. Unfortunately going to sea today so it'll have to wait a few days.
 

Rumrat

War Hero
Sumo, just received the PM, TVM for that I'll look into it. Unfortunately going to sea today so it'll have to wait a few days.
Going to sea?
Fuckin hell that's dangerous.
Mind you don't slip of the yardarms or rat lines when they order Lee Braces.
Wear ship can be dodgy as well
 
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