Old Lady

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  1. Little Old Lady In Court................

    Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?

    Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.

    Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

    Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

    Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

    Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.

    Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?

    Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.

    Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?

    Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.

    Defense Attorney: Why not?



    Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abler died some 30 years ago.

    Defense Attorney: What happened next?

    Little Old Lady: He began to rub my bre asts.

    Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?

    Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.

    Defense Attorney: Why not?



    Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

    Defense Attorney: What happened next?

    Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling really "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me!"

    Defense Attorney: Did he take you?



    Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little b*stard!
     

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