Old Fart

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My mate Jackson recently took ill and had to spend some time in hospital. The first morning, he was there the nurses gave him a bath, feed him breakfast, and sat him in a chair by the window overlooking a lovely flower garden.
He was fine for a while, but after sitting there for a while he slowly started to topple over sideways in his chair. Two duty nurses instantly rushed up to catch him and straightened him up.
A little while later he started to slowly topple over to the other side. The nurses rushed back once more bringing Jackson back upright.
This went on all morning. Later that afternoon Jackson’s family came to see how the old git was getting on. “Are they treating you all right?" they ask. "Well it’s Ok," Jackson replies. "Except the F**kers won't let me fart."
 

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