Old Age

#1
I am getting a few problems as I get older.....
I went back to see my doctor yesterday.
I said, "I applied the hemorrhoid cream that you gave me this morning and I got a very nasty, angry reaction."
"Where exactly did you apply it?" he asked.
So I told him...... "On the bus."
 

Sumo

War Hero
#2
I am getting a few problems as I get older.....
I went back to see my doctor yesterday.
I said, "I applied the hemorrhoid cream that you gave me this morning and I got a very nasty, angry reaction."
"Where exactly did you apply it?" he asked.
So I told him...... "On the bus."
You must be getting old, you travel by bus, bus pass at the ready? what's wrong with a car?
 

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