Old age has it.

A very old phart of an Ex-Ganges Boy drove his brand new BMW Z3 convertible out of the car salesroom. He took off like RPO Florrie Ford was only three paces behind, off down the motorway, he floored it to 90mph, enjoying the wind blowing through the remnants of his hair.

"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M1, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue
lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 110mph, then 120, then 130mph.

Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this

So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car
to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side
of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10
minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend.

If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard
before, I'll let you go."

The man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, "Years ago,
my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir," said the policeman'

Its just like the old bull and young bull in a field spying the fresh herd of cows.

The young bull says 'Lets run over there and do a few'

The old bull replies 'Lets walk over there and do the lot'!


Lantern Swinger
mrs Dinger and I spent a nice weekend in a nice hotel recently.Two honeymoon couples stayed in the rooms either side of us. they both joined us for breakfast after the first night. the first guy asked the other how his new bride greeted him this morning to which the second guy replied. she said I was A magnificent stallion last night. the first guy said mine said I was a pure love machine. they both asked how mrs Dinger greeted me in the morning.I said same as every morning. "you can stop now my love I'd like to sleep.

up spirits...........................SPLICEEEEEEEEEEEEERS

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