List out things that either side would gain from a U.S.-U.K. merger This is all in fun, not serious (because its not gonna happen; we are too different and too far to merge). For example, here's three: 1. You will have to stop using the letter u excessively. 2. Driving on the left side of the road means you're drunk, and not driving correctly. 3. (On your side) The Admiralty would crap themselves at having a budget that exceeds 7 figures. Ok, Go. (the First one to make me spew my Coffee out my nose i'll send you an authentic USMC cover).