oink oink

#1
its official - i have swine flu,

2245, feel like shit, darent go for another shit in case i wipe my ring off.

cant breath properly and my friggin head hurts like a bastard.

on teh plus side - now stood down for 7 days

wifey - do you think you'll be able to paint the kitchen!!
 
#3
unfortunately quarentined to the house - kids think it funny if we could get some police tape for the front door. anyway old boss outside so cant piss him off anymore
 
#6
The day I happily let a Rum Ration member shag my mum is the day I chop my cock off with one of my own teeth extracted by running face first into a brick wall.

:)
 
#7
Dr.Zoidberg said:
The day I happily let a Rum Ration member shag my mum is the day I chop my cock off with one of my own teeth extracted by running face first into a brick wall.

:)
You always did strike me as a selfish b*stard :) :wink: :roll:
 
#15
Montigny_La_Palisse said:
But I want to.
And I want to nail half the finalists for Miss England but I doubt it'll happen.

NorwayChris said:
By the way hows mummy,does she ever talk about Rumrat and moi, :lol:
Yeah, she says your dicks are the smallest she's ever laid eyes on. And she used to change my nappy. :roll:
 
#16
Dr.Zoidberg said:
Montigny_La_Palisse said:
But I want to.
And I want to nail half the finalists for Miss England but I doubt it'll happen.

NorwayChris said:
By the way hows mummy,does she ever talk about Rumrat and moi, :lol:
Yeah, she says your dicks are the smallest she's ever laid eyes on. And she used to change my nappy. :roll:
Give her our regards and tell her its not nice to tell fibs,( about our dicks ) 8)
 
#18
Dr.Zoidberg said:
Montigny_La_Palisse said:
But I want to.
And I want to nail half the finalists for Miss England but I doubt it'll happen.

NorwayChris said:
By the way hows mummy,does she ever talk about Rumrat and moi, :lol:
Yeah, she says your dicks are the smallest she's ever laid eyes on. And she used to change my nappy. :roll:
I can explain why she say's "The smallest she's seen"

Its because the light was off (shy, us not your mummy) and she had her eyes closed in pure ecstacy. :roll: :wink: 8O :)
 
#19
let m eget this right - have had a really bad night, tammiboo is making me feel sick, kids want to hang a bell around my neck and even the cat hates me. do i get any sympathy - NO

all you lot want to talk about is whose shagged whose mum.

nice to know the matelot sense of humour is alive and well unlike my rusty ring which is defintely dead and buried
 

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