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    The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express

    praise for answered prayers.

    Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a

    praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle crash

    and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and

    the doctors didn't know if they could help him."

    You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they

    imagine the pain that poor Tom must have experienced.

    "Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every

    Move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a

    delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together

    the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold

    it in place."

    Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably

    as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom.

    "Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Tom is out

    of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should

    recover completely."

    All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and

    tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.

    A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.

    He said, "I'm Tom Smith."

    The entire congregation held its breath.





    "I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."

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