OH No!

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The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express







praise for answered prayers.







Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a







praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle crash







and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and







the doctors didn't know if they could help him."







You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they







imagine the pain that poor Tom must have experienced.







"Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every







Move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a







delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together







the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold







it in place."







Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably







as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom.







"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Tom is out







of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should







recover completely."







All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and







tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.







A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.







He said, "I'm Tom Smith."







The entire congregation held its breath.







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"I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."