So this world class hypnotist is giving a show to a load of gays. He tells them all he is going to do a mass hypnotism and gets out a gold watch. The watch is very old, gold, and valuable and is on a gold chain. He starts swaying it too and fro and repeats you are all under my spell you will do as I say. A couple of Min's into this routine the chain snaps the watch drops and shatters into bits. Oh fuck me he cries. Seventeen hours later they pulled him out dead.