Oh dear the power of suggestion.

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So this world class hypnotist is giving a show to a load of gays.
He tells them all he is going to do a mass hypnotism and gets out a gold watch.
The watch is very old, gold, and valuable and is on a gold chain.
He starts swaying it too and fro and repeats you are all under my spell you will do as I say.
A couple of Min's into this routine the chain snaps the watch drops and shatters into bits.

Oh fuck me he cries.
Seventeen hours later they pulled him out dead.
 
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