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Office Party

jjp23

Lantern Swinger
So the day has come for my works office party and this year will be my last. We are doing it different this year, we are shutting the doors and having a good old booze up in the office before the younger ones head off into town.

I will explain one thing, every year i get drunk and do something that others will remember but that i won't. So what to do....

I have set my sights on a secretary. She has a fantastic pair and is a good laugh or i can just get pissed and be the drunk one who makes an arse of himself.

Any suggestions for my final xmas do?
 

FlagWagger

GCM
Book Reviewer
labrum said:
Do the lot and then grand slam in the heads

Or an alternative from a party at HMS Forward many years ago.... "centre of attention" gets drunk, sober-ish colleagues ensure that "COA" is taken home (several miles), next morning COA is found asleep, stark bollock naked in CO's office.

Whatever you do, enjoy yourself
 

labrum

War Hero
Why bother with the delete as appropriate and don't knock the unimaginative (there's a certain comfort in it); is there a term for grand slam x 3?
 

Ageing_Gracefully

War Hero
Moderator
Review Editor
Book Reviewer
labrum said:
Why bother with the delete as appropriate and don't knock the unimaginative (there's a certain comfort in it); is there a term for grand slam x 3?

yes there is:

"Lucky Bastard" :D
 

2_deck_dash

War Hero
 

jjp23

Lantern Swinger
It is with the deepest regret that i am writing this to inform you that i did not shag the secretary in question. I know i have let myself down and let others down. I feel that i must offer my sincerest apologies as i was going to provide pictures and a detailed breakdown, so for my actions i am sorry.
 

2_deck_dash

War Hero
jjp23 said:
It is with the deepest regret that i am writing this to inform you that i did not shag the secretary in question. I know i have let myself down and let others down. I feel that i must offer my sincerest apologies as i was going to provide pictures and a detailed breakdown, so for my actions i am sorry.

COTW.
 

jjp23

Lantern Swinger
2_deck_dash said:
jjp23 said:
It is with the deepest regret that i am writing this to inform you that i did not shag the secretary in question. I know i have let myself down and let others down. I feel that i must offer my sincerest apologies as i was going to provide pictures and a detailed breakdown, so for my actions i am sorry.

COTW.

Agreed :roll: .
 
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