So the day has come for my works office party and this year will be my last. We are doing it different this year, we are shutting the doors and having a good old booze up in the office before the younger ones head off into town. I will explain one thing, every year i get drunk and do something that others will remember but that i won't. So what to do.... I have set my sights on a secretary. She has a fantastic pair and is a good laugh or i can just get pissed and be the drunk one who makes an arse of himself. Any suggestions for my final xmas do?