Office Party

jjp23

Lantern Swinger
#1
So the day has come for my works office party and this year will be my last. We are doing it different this year, we are shutting the doors and having a good old booze up in the office before the younger ones head off into town.

I will explain one thing, every year i get drunk and do something that others will remember but that i won't. So what to do....

I have set my sights on a secretary. She has a fantastic pair and is a good laugh or i can just get pissed and be the drunk one who makes an arse of himself.

Any suggestions for my final xmas do?
 

FlagWagger

GCM
Book Reviewer
#3
labrum said:
Do the lot and then grand slam in the heads
Or an alternative from a party at HMS Forward many years ago.... "centre of attention" gets drunk, sober-ish colleagues ensure that "COA" is taken home (several miles), next morning COA is found asleep, stark bollock naked in CO's office.

Whatever you do, enjoy yourself
 
#5
Why bother with the delete as appropriate and don't knock the unimaginative (there's a certain comfort in it); is there a term for grand slam x 3?
 

jjp23

Lantern Swinger
#10
It is with the deepest regret that i am writing this to inform you that i did not shag the secretary in question. I know i have let myself down and let others down. I feel that i must offer my sincerest apologies as i was going to provide pictures and a detailed breakdown, so for my actions i am sorry.
 
#11
jjp23 said:
It is with the deepest regret that i am writing this to inform you that i did not shag the secretary in question. I know i have let myself down and let others down. I feel that i must offer my sincerest apologies as i was going to provide pictures and a detailed breakdown, so for my actions i am sorry.
COTW.
 

jjp23

Lantern Swinger
#12
2_deck_dash said:
jjp23 said:
It is with the deepest regret that i am writing this to inform you that i did not shag the secretary in question. I know i have let myself down and let others down. I feel that i must offer my sincerest apologies as i was going to provide pictures and a detailed breakdown, so for my actions i am sorry.
COTW.
Agreed :roll: .
 
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