Off to meet Blobs +

#1
Meeting Wet Blobby for beers tomorrow night so thought I would drive down tonight and stay over in Exmouth. Then I had a phone call at 0915 from University of Plymouth. Can I make an interview 0915 this Mon morning? And give a presentation on a topic of their choice? "Yes, If I can sort my class and their parents out at this end", says I. I phone back an hour later to say ok and to ask what time they want me in Guz. Turns out the interview is in the Education Dept in Exmouth, although the job will be Guz.
So plan is: Exmouth tonight. Blobs' on Sat and Sun. Exmouth on Mon. Back to Ipswich Mon night. I'm looking forward to this weekend. Now, about that presentation .... :dwarf:
 

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#4
WOOOOOOF


And a good weekend was had by all, Harrybosch is a sporny cnut, que the conversation at 0305 (after the clocks have gone back) Hrs.

After rambling conversation about penquins and condoms

Fit married irish bird: "what! are you single!"

Harrybosch; Looking over shoulder.."Me"

Fit paddy: "Yes, you, you fcuking idiot"

Harryboch " Er, yes if you want me to be.."

paddy bird " what you have no girlfriend? have you been married?"

Harry: No

Paddy: "What, never, never been married?" ..eyes glistening at this point....
 

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#8
And just when you all thought Harrybosch was the lucky one...........Pongoshaggy joins us at the bar with his blind date that a mate had sorted him out.........she's only a 6 foot, pole dancing, fit as fcuk blonde. I must be doing something wrong........ :(
 
#9
Blobs sweetie you should not be jealous, you have Mrs Blobby and the Blobbyettes. That is sooo much better than a meaningless shag with some bint who is happy to shag around surely?
 
#12
wet_blobby said:
Dont get me wrong rosy, I dearly love Mrs Blobby and the blobbettes, but a six foot pole dancer.......... :crying:

Back to reality 'cos you were obviously wearing your beer-goggles at that stage :thumright: .................how did Harry B's interview go??? When does he re-locate to Guz??

RM
 

wet_blobby

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#13
Dont know about the interiew yet bergs, I've phoned but no answer, I guess he's driving. I'll let you know if I hear anything.

......didn't need beer goggles, shaggys going to have to spill the beans on what happened next....
 
#14
wet_blobby said:
Dont get me wrong rosy, I dearly love Mrs Blobby and the blobbettes, but a six foot pole dancer.......... :crying:
Let me list what might be wrong with a 6 foot pole dancer who would shag on a first date:-

1. She would not respect you in the morning
2. She could have a nasty disease brought on by shagging too many strange booties
3. She does not know just how you like dressing up in that French maid's outfit
4. She does not know how you like your bacon sarnies in the morning.
 

wet_blobby

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#15
Good points rosy, I shall answer them for you.

1. before or after the "one for the road"?
2. fair one.
3. I have two.
4. As long as she likes her eggs fertilised.
 

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