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**** off its not that funny

Rumrat

War Hero
Right so I'm the brunt of the bastard joke once again.
Fell asleep and woke up very quickly when someone kept calling my name.
Sat bolt upright and said "whats the matter, whats going on"?
Fuckin Meeerkats, "Steve, Steve, wake up:oops::oops::oops:
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
 

Guzzler

War Hero
I despise those adverts with a passion equalled only by my hatred of fuckwits with Repulsive Dribbling Sprog Onboard signs in their cars whilst trying to kill us all on the double St Budo (sic)/Ernesettle roundabout junction thingy.

Was in the very pleasant little Plympton zoo about a year ago with little sister and nephew and they have two splendid meerkats in a sort of tank outside the café. Whilst watching the entertaining little chaps/chapesses a woman behind me said...

...you know don't you?...

..."Simples".

I'll probably get away with a bit of community service with a bit of luck.

*poetic licence involved in last line*
 
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tiddlyoggy

War Hero
Book Reviewer
fuckwits with Repulsive Dribbling Sprog Onboard signs in there cars whilst trying to kill us all on the double St Budo (sic)/Ernesettle roundabout junction thingy.

My missus shares your pain, she hates that roundabout.
 

Sumo

War Hero
Was in the very pleasant little Plympton zoo about a year ago with little sister and nephew and they have two splendid meerkats in a sort of tank outside the café. Whilst watching the entertaining little chaps/chapesses a woman behind me said.



Took Nephew to
same zoo, the one they made a film about, he stood staring at the meerkats for
ages, having taken no real interest in the other animals, when we tried to move
on he kicked off saying he was not moving until they spoke, sodding adverts
have a lot to answer for.


Next they will have them believing in father Christmas and the tooth fairy?


 

Sumo

War Hero
I'd rather staple my scrotum to a horse and jam a hot poker in its arse than allow those cunts to think their advert is working. I'm looking forward to the day that fat twat with a 'tache dies




So you are not a fan of Welsh opera singers then?

 

noshmon

Banned
That blue bird from the film The Fifth Element. Granted, Milla Jovovich was the dead bangable one as always but surely this is worth a go over one of the fat drunk slags

 

K640

War Hero
Looks like a cross between Predator and one of those blue things from Avatar.

Still, whatever floats your boat.
 
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