OAP Texting

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  1. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    Since more seniors are texting and tweeting, here are some STC (Senior Texting Codes). If you qualify for the senior discount, this is for you. Please this along to your children and they may understand you.

    ATD At The Doctor’s
    BFF Best Friend Farted
    BTW Bring The Wheelchair
    BYOT Bring Your Own Teeth
    CBM Covered By Medicare
    CGU Can’t Get Up
    CGIP Can’t Get IT Up
    CUATSC See You At The Senior Center
    DWI Driving While Incontinent
    FWB Friend With Betablockers
    FWIW Forgot Where I Was
    FYI Found Your Insulin
    GGPBL Gotta Go; Pacemaker Battery Low!
    GLKI Gotta Go; Laxative Kicking In
    GHA Got Heartburn Again
    HGBM Had Good Bowel Movement
    IMHO Is My Hearing-Aid On?
    LMDO Laughing My Dentures Out
    LOL Living On Lipitor
    OMMR On My Massage Recliner
    OMSG Oh, My! Sorry — Gas.
    PIMP Pooped In My Pants
    ROFL & ICGU Rolling On the Floor Laughing And I Can’t Get Up
    SGGP Sorry; Gotta Go Poop
    TTYL Talk To You Louder
    WAITT Who Am I Talking To?
    WTFA Wet The Furniture Again
    WTP Where’s The Prunes?
    WWNO Walker Wheels Need Oil

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