OAP Texting

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Since more seniors are texting and tweeting, here are some STC (Senior Texting Codes). If you qualify for the senior discount, this is for you. Please this along to your children and they may understand you.

ATD At The Doctor’s
BFF Best Friend Farted
BTW Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM Covered By Medicare
CGU Can’t Get Up
CGIP Can’t Get IT Up
CUATSC See You At The Senior Center
DWI Driving While Incontinent
FWB Friend With Betablockers
FWIW Forgot Where I Was
FYI Found Your Insulin
GGPBL Gotta Go; Pacemaker Battery Low!
GLKI Gotta Go; Laxative Kicking In
GHA Got Heartburn Again
HGBM Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL Living On Lipitor
OMMR On My Massage Recliner
OMSG Oh, My! Sorry — Gas.
PIMP Pooped In My Pants
ROFL & ICGU Rolling On the Floor Laughing And I Can’t Get Up
SGGP Sorry; Gotta Go Poop
TTYL Talk To You Louder
WAITT Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA Wet The Furniture Again
WTP Where’s The Prunes?
WWNO Walker Wheels Need Oil
 

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