Oaddy in Belfast


Lantern Swinger
Paddy was walking down a street in Belfast, a guy walks up behind him and puts a gun to his ear and asks "what religon are you?"
Paddy does some quick thinking "if I say Catholic he will be a Prod and kill me, but if I say Prod he will be a Catholic and kill me."
So Paddy answers "Jewish"
To which the guy replies "I must be the luckiest Muslim in Belfast"