Nutty is good for you - official

The Times reports today (8 Match 2007, p27) that NUTTY (also known as chocolate) is extremely good for you as you become more mature.

According to research reported in the European Journal of Clinical Nutrition, elderly MEN who eat chocolate are fitter, more positive and, somewhat suprisingly, slimmer than their nutty-free compatriots. It also appears, according to the study, to reduce the likelihood of adult onset diabetes. Of course an alternative explanation might be simply that nutty-addicts ARE healthier, fitter, leaner, more optimistic in their outlook and do not have a genetic susceptability to type 2 diabetes!

As those who have seen my figure will know, this theory MUST be true as I eat lots of Belgian nutty and am soooooooooo slim! :lol:
 
Always_a_Civvy said:
The Times reports today (8 Match 2007, p27) that NUTTY (also known as chocolate) is extremely good for you as you become more mature.

According to research reported in the European Journal of Clinical Nutrition, elderly MEN who eat chocolate are fitter, more positive and, somewhat suprisingly, slimmer than their nutty-free compatriots. It also appears, according to the study, to reduce the likelihood of adult onset diabetes. Of course an alternative explanation might be simply that nutty-addicts ARE healthier, fitter, leaner, more optimistic in their outlook and do not have a genetic susceptability to type 2 diabetes!

As those who have seen my figure will know, this theory MUST be true as I eat lots of Belgian nutty and am soooooooooo slim! :lol:
Good, I have just eaten six mars bars and two kitkats and a whole chocolate cake,, FIT AS FIDDLE !!!!!!!!!!

Now I feel very sick ! :oops:
 
NUTTY-BAG get a load of this we are good for people, and get better as we mature. Now I know why all them young ladies keeping giving me the eye.


All you Ladies; "EAT NUTTY MORE OFTEN"


Nutty
 
Well now is the time to put in a Request for an daily Nutty Ration for all matelots over and including 37 (the age of Lingy, apparently) for life.

A nutty a day keeps the Padre away!

I'm a bit confused though as I came across this advert yesterday...

 

polariod

Lantern Swinger
slim said:
polariod said:
danny said:
well there we have it pusser should implement a nutty ration
Pusser used to have a nutty ration if my memory serves me right.

Pol
They did in my time but it was for Aircrew Only :sad:
I seem to remember drawing a ration somewhere and I was an EM. Must of been Vincent or Raleigh.

Pol
 
what a load of pants! I have given up chocolate for lent. Am 16 days and counting.

Am reduced to licking Nutty_Bag when he is in the chat room.
 

slim

War Hero
The only times Pusser ever issued Nutty to me was when they issued bag meals. there was usually a kitkat or similar chocky biccy, and always a hard boiled egg. well most were hard boiled, the chefs used to put a few raw eggs in to keep you on your toes
 
rosinacarley said:
what a load of pants! I have given up chocolate for lent. Am 16 days and counting.

Am reduced to licking Nutty_Bag when he is in the chat room.
You're OK then. You've given up chocolate but can still happily and guiltlessly devour Nutty and his Bag!
 

aussiepint

War Hero
LOL Rosie, you really don't want to go licking Nutty_Bag!! You never know where us medical people have been :oops: Anyway now I know why I have an emergency mars bar compartment in my fridge, thanks AAC don't feel remotely guilty anymore :grin:
 
slim said:
The only times Pusser ever issued Nutty to me was when they issued bag meals. there was usually a kitkat or similar chocky biccy, and always a hard boiled egg. well most were hard boiled, the chefs used to put a few raw eggs in to keep you on your toes
Egg nogs? Very tasty! Regarding the advert above... is it true that I can get Slim if I eat in the CMG? Where are you located? Under a table? By the gash bins? Gripping on for protection to a stationery pillar or dangling from a light fitting aloft?
 
Always_a_Civvy said:
rosinacarley said:
what a load of pants! I have given up chocolate for lent. Am 16 days and counting.

Am reduced to licking Nutty_Bag when he is in the chat room.
You're OK then. You've given up chocolate but can still happily and guiltlessly devour Nutty and his Bag!
Am so not devouring Nutty's bag! How rude!

That is your part of ship!
 
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