War Hero
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well.

As the National Anthem started the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts", and the inmates complied by standing up. After the anthem he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts", and they all broke out into applause and cheers. Thinking things were going very well the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned there was a riot in progress. Finding his assistant the doctor asked, "What happened?"

The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just fine until this idiot walked by yelling, "peanuts."