Took my wife to hospital yesterday for a hand operation,carpal tunnel or something like that,and as we walked in to the Ward a head nurse came up and said " Have a seat and we'll soon look after your mother!! Feck Me! if the roof just about caved in! Nursie was given the 1000 yard stare,I was given the stare although it's nowt to do with me and she's had a right Monk on ever since then. Sometimes life doesn't go right. Better start dinner then! Actually I won't 'cos I don't cook ever.