Nursery Rhymes

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  1. Mary Had a Little Lamb

    Mary had a little lamb,
    Her father shot it dead.
    Now it goes to school with her,
    between two hunks of bread.

    Little Miss Muffet

    Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
    Her clothes all tattered and torn.
    It wasn't the spider
    That crept up beside her,
    But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

    Simple Simon

    Simple Simon met a Pieman,
    Going to the fair.
    Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
    What have you got there?
    Said the Pieman unto Simon,
    Pies, you ********.

    Humpty Dumpty

    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
    All the kings horses
    And all the kings men,
    Said "F*ck him,
    He's only an egg."

    Mary Had a Another Lamb

    Mary had a little lamb
    It ran into a pylon.
    10,000 volts went up it's ass,
    And turned it's wool to nylon.

    Georgy Porgy

    Georgie Porgy, pudding and pie.
    Kissed the girls and made them cry.
    When the boys came out to play,
    He kissed them too, cause he was gay.

    Jack and Jill

    Jack and Jill
    Went up the hill,
    To have little fun.
    Jill, that dill
    Forgot her pill,
    And now they have a son.

    Old Mother Hubbard

    Old Mother Hubbard
    Went to the cupboard
    to fetch her poor dog a bone.
    When she bent over
    Rover took over,
    And gave her a bone of his own.

    Little Boy Blue

    Little Boy Blew.
    Hey. He needed the Money

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