At the opening of a new convent mother superior is at the door with a bowl of holy water, each nun comes forward to be blessed before entering, first nun, mother I have seen a mans penis, mother, bathe your eyes with holy water and enter, second nun, mother I have touched a mans penis, mother, wash your hand with holy water and enter, before the third nun can speak a nun starts to shove her way to the front, mother superior says, what are you doing get back in line, sorry says the nun I just want a quick gargle before mucky mags at the back there gets her arse in that bowl.