Now Allegedly this copper is a Wanker.(now guilty)

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  1. Re: Now Allegedly this copper is a Wanker.

    He expected to get away with it... and he probably will. If it's a policeman's word against a member of the public, the courts generally believe the former over the latter.
     
  2. Re: Now Allegedly this copper is a Wanker.

    Reading the article I believe that this constable will not be in his position for very much longer.
     
  3. Re: Now Allegedly this copper is a Wanker.

    And what was the driver doing :?
     
  4. Re: Now Allegedly this copper is a Wanker.

    What he'll do it on the front seat next time!!! 8O :twisted:

    WM, I think the driver was sniggering in the front, viewing proceedings through the mirror thing fixed above the windscreen (you can tell I can't drive :oops: ).... :D
     
  5. Re: Now Allegedly this copper is a Wanker.

    I'm not sure a naked anything would be safe near that man. Anyway, it's a set-up; somebody saw him coming!
     
  6. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Re: Now Allegedly this copper is a Wanker.

    It could've been worse - he could've been caught drinking on the job (or caught receiving swollen goods...) :roll: :wink:
     
  7. Re: Now Allegedly this copper is a Wanker.

    And his name is Dick Bowen......


    Bowen told colleagues he had performed the sex act before going on duty and wiped some of the sperm off his fingers with his handkerchief, which must have contaminated the back seat.

    But Mr Robinson said there must have been 13 hours between the two incidents and the handkerchief would have dried out by then.

    He found between 60 and 70 per cent of the handkerchief itself to be stained with Bowen's sperm.
    [​IMG]
     
  8. Re: Now Allegedly this copper is a Wanker.

    Thats what I call a breathalyser !!
     
  9. Re: Now Allegedly this copper is a Wanker.

    I can only say that any male copper who sits in the back of a Police Vehicle for anything but the briefest trip when a female officer drives is asking for trouble and allegations from the female prisoner and should be dismissed/required to resign as unsuitable to hold the office of Constable.

    Just why does he think he had a female Officer in the Prisoner Escort????

    Nutty
     
  10. Re: Now Allegedly this copper is a Wanker.

    Answer to final question may be:

    To provide a threesome :)
     
  11. Re: Now Allegedly this copper is a Wanker.

    PMSL :D
    "A Police constable watched from the dock yesterday as his pubic hairs were handed round a court room"
    I bet the Swansea court clerk went through some hand sanitizer that day.....
     
  12. I suppose you could say that "the fuzz" got their day in court :p
     
  13. Re: Now Allegedly this copper is a Wanker.

    1960's thinking again Steve. In this day and age very few believe evidence given by the Police too many films and TV programs about bad Officers.

    Such as this man who has now been convicted.

    Nutty
     
  14. Re: Now Allegedly this copper is a Wanker.

    You might say he has stained the whole department...... :lol: (Made it an issue, things have come to a head.....etc etc)
     

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