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NOT to be read by SPB!

SONAR-BENDER

War Hero
Guys, I was sent this today and felt that I had to share it with all of you...... except SPB as it might offend his gentle nature on two counts, so don't tell him! =-\\\\\\\\


It’s the end of the working day and an Irish farmer was just sitting down to nice glass of the black stuff, when his phone rang. It was his son.


‘Da, I’ve just run over a pig in the tractor. It’s stuck underneath and is still alive, what should I do?’

‘Clump it over the head and then just bury it son’


‘OK Da’

Time passes, and a couple of hours later, the farmer’s phone rings again – it’s the son.

‘Right Da, it’s buried. Now what should I do with his motorbike and speed camera......?




Well it brought a smile to my face!
 
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