Its 2.30am and a policeman is on duty on Picadilly Circus and see's one of the local queers mincing along with a bag in his hand. The cop calls him over and say's that bag is a bit suspicious, what in it? The queer shows him the bag and there are three bottles in it. The cop takes a bottle out, un corks it and sniffs it, "Hmm beer" he says. Takes the second bottle out, uncorks and sniffs, "Ahh, paraffin". Take the third bottle, uncorks it and sniffs. He goes out like light! When he comes round he says. "Good God, what was in the third bottle". The queer answers. "Chloroform, and doesnt it make your bum sore"!!!!!
Lecky
Lecky
