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Norman's new alias. Add the latest here.

NZ_Bootneck

War Hero
I see that Norman has a new alias, "Plumbersmate", doubtful that the bitter and twisted old fart has any mates with his attitudes, but heyho God loves a dreamer.
So the point of this thread is to announce to all and sundry his/her/it's name changes at the earliest opportunity.
Good hunting :thumright:

Expecting more pithy remarks on my length of service and leaving UK from Norma so in advance: At least I have been honest from the start and my details (Well those that I want you to see are available) have been up from the start, Norma has never posted any details of his service apart from vague allusions that is, mmm, wonder why?
As to moving to Southern climes, I regularly see posts from others on the site announcing their decision or ambition to leave the UK when their time is up, I just suppose I was lucky to be able to move to NZ when I did. Having been back to the UK 5 years ago I saw nothing that made me regret my decision.
NZB
 
NZ_Bootneck said:
I see that Norman has a new alias, "Plumbersmate", doubtful that the bitter and twisted old fart has any mates with his attitudes, but heyho God loves a dreamer.
So the point of this thread is to announce to all and sundry his/her/it's name changes at the earliest opportunity.
Good hunting :thumright:

Expecting more pithy remarks on my length of service and leaving UK from Norma so in advance: At least I have been honest from the start and my details (Well those that I want you to see are available) have been up from the start, Norma has never posted any details of his service apart from vague allusions that is, mmm, wonder why?
As to moving to Southern climes, I regularly see posts from others on the site announcing their decision or ambition to leave the UK when their time is up, I just suppose I was lucky to be able to move to NZ when I did. Having been back to the UK 5 years ago I saw nothing that made me regret my decision.

Except for the beer mate and the sand flies on the Sarf Oyland [my best kiwi accent! ] Mind the ice cream is to die for how sad am I.
 

Ninja_Stoker

War Hero
Moderator
Good call NZB.

Trouble is that "Norman" has now become a verb to describe any poster that possesses one or more of his attributes.

Happy huntin'
 

AfterSSE

War Hero
You know whats sad about this, some poor bugger is going to join up with the nic Norman and all hell will break loose....Lol... :afro:
 

Oil_Slick

War Hero
Norma was a junior rate in the RN, did a stint with the RNZN, then joined the brown jobs as an hossifer…

He is proof that shit does not always float.
 

lsadirty

War Hero
AfterSSE said:
You know whats sad about this, some poor bugger is going to join up with the nic Norman and all hell will break loose....Lol... :afro:

Another Spartacus moment ?
I'm Norman.
No, I'M Norman.
No, I'M Norman..............
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
"The Normans are coming! - the Normans are coming!"

 
Norman makes me smile, he makes me realise that some people are "spleshial" And to think he could keep his talents hidden but chooses to share them with us.....quality. :glomp:
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Book Reviewer
Jimmy_Green said:
I'm beginning to think sgtpepperband might be Norman too! :dwarf:

Ah, to be vexed forthwith my learned friend, for I am soothsayer extraordinaire, etc, etc...

And all Admirals/Lt Cdrs are twunts, 'cos my son got passed over for promotion. An' shit.

:pukel:
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Book Reviewer
Until I have deliberated with my Legal Adviser I will not be able to issue an official statement on this matter at this time... 8O :wink:
 
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