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Norman's latest dross

Re: Hydrographic, Meteorological and Oceanographic Specialists

metocman said:
Your other question, yes there will always be jobs in this area but like most things in the RN, don't expect it to have the same name in 5 years time as they are constantly rebranding branches!
But what would 1SL do, apart from attending official dinners ,if he didn't set up numerous committees to look into branch name changes and other time and money wasting initiatives?
 
Re: Hydrographic, Meteorological and Oceanographic Specialists

secondpartoftheportwatch said:
metocman said:
Your other question, yes there will always be jobs in this area but like most things in the RN, don't expect it to have the same name in 5 years time as they are constantly rebranding branches!
But what would 1SL do, apart from attending official dinners ,if he didn't set up numerous committees to look into branch name changes and other time and money wasting initiatives?

Wot like reading Norm's posts

Nutty
 

Ninja_Stoker

War Hero
Moderator
Re: Hydrographic, Meteorological and Oceanographic Specialis

"NURSE! Norman's out of his bed again & he's playing with a computer"

Another 100ml of Rohypnol aught to do it, Doctor. Pass the tranquiliser gun...
 
Re: Hydrographic, Meteorological and Oceanographic Specialists

metocman said:
Like most branches we are undermanned, having said that I waited about two years(1995-1997) to get a place. One thing to ask at AFCO is will you be higher or lower pay band!
Who decalares what "undermanned is" Should there be five or five hundred. Who or what says?
 
Re: Hydrographic, Meteorological and Oceanographic Specialis

Ninja_Stoker said:
"NURSE! Norman's out of his bed again & he's playing with a computer"

Another 100ml of Rohypnol aught to do it, Doctor. Pass the tranquiliser gun...
Now suitably tranquilised but still realizing it should be "ought"
 

Ninja_Stoker

War Hero
Moderator
Re: Hydrographic, Meteorological and Oceanographic Specialis

secondpartoftheportwatch said:
Ninja_Stoker said:
"NURSE! Norman's out of his bed again & he's playing with a computer"

Another 100ml of Rohypnol aught to do it, Doctor. Pass the tranquiliser gun...
Now suitably tranquilised but still realizing it should be "ought"

I ought to have realized that you were writing with an American accent rather than than old English.

Foolish of me to expect correct language off an ex-colonial officer.
 
Re: Hydrographic, Meteorological and Oceanographic Specialis

Ninja_Stoker said:
secondpartoftheportwatch said:
Ninja_Stoker said:
"NURSE! Norman's out of his bed again & he's playing with a computer"

Another 100ml of Rohypnol aught to do it, Doctor. Pass the tranquiliser gun...
Now suitably tranquilised but still realizing it should be "ought"

I ought to have realized that you were writing with an American accent rather than than old English.

Foolish of me to expect correct language off an ex-colonial officer.
Off an ex-colonial officer. Come of it!
 

Ninja_Stoker

War Hero
Moderator
Re: Hydrographic, Meteorological and Oceanographic Specialis

secondpartoftheportwatch said:
Ninja_Stoker said:
secondpartoftheportwatch said:
Ninja_Stoker said:
"NURSE! Norman's out of his bed again & he's playing with a computer"

Another 100ml of Rohypnol aught to do it, Doctor. Pass the tranquiliser gun...
Now suitably tranquilised but still realizing it should be "ought"

I ought to have realized that you were writing with an American accent rather than than old English.

Foolish of me to expect correct language off an ex-colonial officer.
Off an ex-colonial officer. Come of it!

Tsk. Norm, shouldn't you be knitting shreddies or something?
 
Re: Hydrographic, Meteorological and Oceanographic Specialis

Ninja_Stoker said:
"NURSE! Norman's out of his bed again & he's playing with a computer"

Another 100ml of Rohypnol aught to do it, Doctor. Pass the tranquiliser gun...

:thumright:

Perhaps Norman need something a little stronger....... like 1g i/v of potassium cyanide! ...then again maybe we need to transfuse 1kg of the stuff into our subnorman suboppo?
 

stalwart

Banned
Re: Hydrographic, Meteorological and Oceanographic Specialis

Ninja_Stoker said:
secondpartoftheportwatch said:
Ninja_Stoker said:
secondpartoftheportwatch said:
Ninja_Stoker said:
"NURSE! Norman's out of his bed again & he's playing with a computer"

Another 100ml of Rohypnol aught to do it, Doctor. Pass the tranquiliser gun...
Now suitably tranquilised but still realizing it should be "ought"

I ought to have realized that you were writing with an American accent rather than than old English.

Foolish of me to expect correct language off an ex-colonial officer.
Off an ex-colonial officer. Come of it!

Tsk. Norm, shouldn't you be knitting shreddies or something?
My friend's mother made him a homosexual. If I buy the wool will she make me one?
 
Re: Hydrographic, Meteorological and Oceanographic Specialis

stalwart said:
Ninja_Stoker said:
secondpartoftheportwatch said:
Ninja_Stoker said:
secondpartoftheportwatch said:
Ninja_Stoker said:
"NURSE! Norman's out of his bed again & he's playing with a computer"

Another 100ml of Rohypnol aught to do it, Doctor. Pass the tranquiliser gun...
Now suitably tranquilised but still realizing it should be "ought"

I ought to have realized that you were writing with an American accent rather than than old English.

Foolish of me to expect correct language off an ex-colonial officer.
Off an ex-colonial officer. Come of it!

Tsk. Norm, shouldn't you be knitting shreddies or something?
My friend's mother made him a homosexual. If I buy the wool will she make me one?

Give her chainmail instead, she'll make you a lesbian then :lol:
 
Re: Hydrographic, Meteorological and Oceanographic Specialis

type42stoker said:
stalwart said:
Ninja_Stoker said:
secondpartoftheportwatch said:
Ninja_Stoker said:
secondpartoftheportwatch said:
Ninja_Stoker said:
"NURSE! Norman's out of his bed again & he's playing with a computer"

Another 100ml of Rohypnol aught to do it, Doctor. Pass the tranquiliser gun...
Now suitably tranquilised but still realizing it should be "ought"

I ought to have realized that you were writing with an American accent rather than than old English.

Foolish of me to expect correct language off an ex-colonial officer.
Off an ex-colonial officer. Come of it!

Tsk. Norm, shouldn't you be knitting shreddies or something?
My friend's mother made him a homosexual. If I buy the wool will she make me one?

Give her chainmail instead, she'll make you a lesbian then :lol:

Stalwart.... your mother made Normal Norman abnormanly normal?

Try knitting submarine nets with cocktail sticks.... that's enough to turn any woman into a norman and any norman into a normal!
 

stalwart

Banned
Re: Hydrographic, Meteorological and Oceanographic Specialists

Nutty said:
secondpartoftheportwatch said:
metocman said:
Your other question, yes there will always be jobs in this area but like most things in the RN, don't expect it to have the same name in 5 years time as they are constantly rebranding branches!
But what would 1SL do, apart from attending official dinners ,if he didn't set up numerous committees to look into branch name changes and other time and money wasting initiatives?

Wot like reading Norm's posts

Nutty
Whoever he is. if I were you I wouldn't read them.
 

stalwart

Banned
Re: Hydrographic, Meteorological and Oceanographic Specialists

sgtpepperband said:
stalwart said:
...Whoever he is. if I were you I wouldn't read them.

If only we had the choice!! :evil:
You are forced to read? Close your eyes until anything offensive passes by. There! there!
 
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