Norman's latest dross

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  1. Re: Hydrographic, Meteorological and Oceanographic Specialists

    But what would 1SL do, apart from attending official dinners ,if he didn't set up numerous committees to look into branch name changes and other time and money wasting initiatives?
     
  2. Re: Hydrographic, Meteorological and Oceanographic Specialists

    Wot like reading Norm's posts

    Nutty
     
  3. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    Re: Hydrographic, Meteorological and Oceanographic Specialis

    "NURSE! Norman's out of his bed again & he's playing with a computer"

    Another 100ml of Rohypnol aught to do it, Doctor. Pass the tranquiliser gun...
     
  4. Re: Hydrographic, Meteorological and Oceanographic Specialists

    Who decalares what "undermanned is" Should there be five or five hundred. Who or what says?
     
  5. Re: Hydrographic, Meteorological and Oceanographic Specialis

    Now suitably tranquilised but still realizing it should be "ought"
     
  6. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    Re: Hydrographic, Meteorological and Oceanographic Specialis

    I ought to have realized that you were writing with an American accent rather than than old English.

    Foolish of me to expect correct language off an ex-colonial officer.[​IMG]
     
  7. Re: Hydrographic, Meteorological and Oceanographic Specialis

    Off an ex-colonial officer. Come of it!
     
  8. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    Re: Hydrographic, Meteorological and Oceanographic Specialis

    Tsk. Norm, shouldn't you be knitting shreddies or something?
     
  9. :muhaha:
     
  10. Re: Hydrographic, Meteorological and Oceanographic Specialis

    :thumright:

    Perhaps Norman need something a little stronger....... like 1g i/v of potassium cyanide! ...then again maybe we need to transfuse 1kg of the stuff into our subnorman suboppo?
     
  11. Re: Hydrographic, Meteorological and Oceanographic Specialis

    My friend's mother made him a homosexual. If I buy the wool will she make me one?
     
  12. Re: Hydrographic, Meteorological and Oceanographic Specialis

    Give her chainmail instead, she'll make you a lesbian then :lol:
     
  13. Re: Hydrographic, Meteorological and Oceanographic Specialis

    Stalwart.... your mother made Normal Norman abnormanly normal?

    Try knitting submarine nets with cocktail sticks.... that's enough to turn any woman into a norman and any norman into a normal!
     
  14. Re: Hydrographic, Meteorological and Oceanographic Specialists

    Whoever he is. if I were you I wouldn't read them.
     
  15. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Re: Hydrographic, Meteorological and Oceanographic Specialists

    If only we had the choice!! :evil:
     
  16. Re: Hydrographic, Meteorological and Oceanographic Specialists

    You are forced to read? Close your eyes until anything offensive passes by. There! there!
     
  17. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Trying to separate the wheat from the chaff is choosing to be more difficult these days... :roll:
     
  18. Perhaps? -Yes
     

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