Norman - cumgargling mongtard thread-split.

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  1. Perhaps we should add a new post-nominal of CM(C) to his array of designatory letters obtained during his 27 year of expensive service.
    During those 27 years he served for a little over 12 months afloat.
    It was during this period of active service stress that his Teutonic charm got the better of him.
  2. Seadog

    Seadog War Hero Moderator

    Good skills.

    And hello Norman*

    * I know that Silverfox has already clocked you.
  3. Seaweed

    Seaweed War Hero Book Reviewer

    Good grief, is that despicable troll Norman back?
  4. Seadog

    Seadog War Hero Moderator

    Ratio of senior officers to mortals moans? Check.

    Less sea time than a Kansas farmer moans? Check.

    Trying to sound informed and in the loop? Check.

    Just the lack of campaign medals moan for a Norm flush.

    The knob.
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  5. It may be Norman but he does have the knack of "Hitting the Nail on the head":)
    One years sea time for a Wafu, wonder who he upset:p
  6. wave_dodger

    wave_dodger War Hero Book Reviewer

    Look at most E branches, for Officers we can expect normally 2, exceptionally 3, posts afloat [or at squadrons] at best. Then its at the mercy of ships programmes to derive actual sea time. It's no secret, numbers of hulls, posts available, sea programme - all derive time away/afloat.

    Of course for SR/JR its different and thats why the jobs/roles differ.
  7. Seaweed

    Seaweed War Hero Book Reviewer

    Long, long ago I had a week in Haslar and there was an SD AE officer on the ward who hadn't been to sea for 23 years, and that included a world war.
  8. Seaweed

    Seaweed War Hero Book Reviewer

    & as to Norman, I'm surprised* the chip on his shoulder hasn't broken his back.

    *disappointed might be a better word.
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  9. Seadog

    Seadog War Hero Moderator

    The nail is all the way in already (as they say in Brooklyn). All the hammering is now just so much noise.
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  10. "I'd rather be a hammer than a nail."
    Simon & Garfunkel :p

    Oh, he's gone.
    This post is now rather redundant.
    I knew I should have used the quote function :oops:
    Last edited: Mar 27, 2015
  12. Art
    Wokingham is a big place and the answer is no.
    However I am sure that we old farts do not have a monopoly on colourful characters, I bet there are just as many odd balls in todays RN (percentage wise) as ever:D
  13. My wife and I lived in Wokingham not long after Ron had shuffled off this mortal coil for a year or so.
    I wish could agree with you.
    But, sadly, I can't.
    Wit came from poverty.
    Without hardship intelligent wit is dead.
  14. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    Yours certainly is Norman.
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  15. "It's not what you do,
    it's the way that you do it"

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  16. Never before has such cumgargling mongtardery been condensed into three lines.

    Chapeau mon petit goatfelcher
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  17. "cumgargling mongtardery", a fine follow up to "hoofwanking bunglecunt" - I salute you!
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  18. Beat me to it nfkfp , BZ Tats.
  19. My genuine pleasure Gentlemen, feel free to use it as you deem appropriate.
  20. Seadog

    Seadog War Hero Moderator

    Checks forum, forum says 'Current Affairs'.

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