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Norma/Norman/uncle tom cobley and all......

The muppets motive.

  • Got done by a 2 and a half and can't except it.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Wren who got used and abused then dumped by a 2 and a half

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Failed AIB and just plain bitter

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Daddies a 2 and a half and he's nicked the PC

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Dumb civvy who's read to many Douglas Reaman books

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    245
Sat here looking at the utter repetative tripe that our resident muppet spouts I started wondering what his/her motive was so I've made a poll of what I reckon they might be.
 

persona_non_grata

Lantern Swinger
Buggrit.. in that case I'll just say that I think the first four are the most likely.

The first one, though, is a nice conveinant catch-all for anything relating to AIB; ie: went SUY but failed and then got passed over for further promotion mebbe? Then subsequently got the other two options (male or female) pdq.
The joy of speculation...
 

Seaweed

War Hero
Book Reviewer
Norman often lets himself down by 'cleverly' using pieces of what he supposes to be naval slang, but which aren't. That and his sheer want of understanding mark him as an asinine civvy walt fantasist whose entire existence on this earth has been and is a waste of time, space and oxygen.
 

Karma

War Hero
Civvy, he makes too many simple mistakes.

He's not Loose Page, or at least if he is then he needs to get out more, rather than playing ill informed walt on here.
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Book Reviewer
barrackstanchion said:
sgtpepperband said:
I reckon it's Lewis Page (disgruntled ex-Lt Cdr)! I mean, look at his MO...

8O :wink:
Dear Lewis was an eighteen year old when i sat as President of his Board.

Did you really Norman? Were you a Lt Cdr at the time?! :wink:
 

slim

War Hero
Well now we have go a cunundrum. How do we decide which of the two personalities that Norman is presently posting as is the bigger idiot?
 
sgtpepperband said:
barrackstanchion said:
sgtpepperband said:
I reckon it's Lewis Page (disgruntled ex-Lt Cdr)! I mean, look at his MO...

8O :wink:
Dear Lewis was an eighteen year old when i sat as President of his Board.

Did you really Norman? Were you a Lt Cdr at the time?! :wink:
My word but you're sharp. Hitting the nail on the head ? You've got it So far as LT Cmds are concerned. Assuming we need as many as we currently have carrying out for the most part roles that a clerk with one O level in woodwork could easily do Why is it necessary to have expensively paid superannuated uniformed clerks doing this work ? Now there's an intelligent debate waiting to happen
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Book Reviewer
Please, can someone with some IT knowledge, ban all posts from his IP address... too much clutter of his on the Home Page...

:roll:
 

wave_dodger

MIA
Book Reviewer
Ye gods man, do you never give up? You produce more dribble and snot than my two children and they're toddlers!

You have nothing to say that is creative or imaginative - sorry interesting, it certainly is imaginative of sorts.

I'm off to study for my 'O' Level woodwork if you'll leave me in peace, it'll be very useful sorting out my current quandry in Kuwait!
 
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