You know the sort - ever shagged your cousin / sister-in-law / ex- / cripple / office junior etc? A 'work associate' of mine married his cousin, who had 4 kids by a 2nd cousin, against the wishes of his family (wonder why?) Another 'work associate' bagged a bird who was carrying an automated drug-dispensing gadget in her handbag - she had terminal cancer. Died within the week. Don't laugh, it's true... A third 'associate' was stern-tubing a young 'lady' when (in his drunken state) discovered that the 'lady' in question had a toggle-and-two. Good egg as he is, gave 'her' a reach-around. Anyway, this is Diamond Lils - any more?