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No Wonder I'm So Knackered

The_Jimmy

War Hero
trelawney126 said:
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Sexual-Partner-Calculator-British-Adults-Average-28m-Indirect-Partners/Article/200909415386485?lpos=UK_News_News_Your_Way_Region_5&lid=NewsYourWay_ARTICLE_15386485_Sexual_Partner_Calculator%3A_British_Adults_Average_2.8m_Indirect_Partners_


Ye GADS! We've all slept with thingy!!!!!! 8O :roll: :D :) :wink:
 
You have had 0 indirect and direct sexual partners.

Based on information entered into this calculator, people in your age group have had 3,454,244 indirect sexual partners.

This figure represents the number of people you have indirectly slept with, going back six generations of partners. If you'd like to see what the figure is going back just three degrees click the button below.



Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Life's sooooo unjust! :sad2: ;)
 
I have recalculated according to the number of partners the Christian Institute claims most gays have and on that basis my total rises to over 15.5 million! :lol:

Eat yer hearts out straights! :twisted:
 
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